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for Canucks, success is finding a career in Hockey, Music or Professional Wrestling and moving to the US where they have better access to quality health care and live in a suitably big house

his posts only. otherwise you'd die of alcohol poisoning

yeah but I'm a puss. you'd take me up some 5.10+ crap and I'd cry like a baby.

idea for a new drinking game: one mouthful of beer with every kevbone post. you'd be drunk in minutes

Smith? Huh? Never climbed there. You'd kick my ass up and down rock that's for sure. Dunno about glacier...

I fill a 28 oz, bicycle-style bottle at the gym. I usually go through 1.5 to 2 bottles full in a 1-hr workout. So, YES, I'll take your bet! At my gym there is almost never a line for the fountain, though. Plus, I bet you consume person-minutes at the fountain filling a water bottle, than if you have to repeatedly return to sip. most of the people I see doing it haven't broken a sweat, and don't look like they are about to I hop on the stairmaster or elliptic regularly for 1 hour workouts with no break and only drink once at the fountain afterwards, so you lose your bet about the repeated "sips" you're so badass...you should consider applying to GYMJONES they might even let you off the porch! i need to get in that type of workout so I don't end up like you, tubby.

very sad.

I fill a 28 oz, bicycle-style bottle at the gym. I usually go through 1.5 to 2 bottles full in a 1-hr workout. So, YES, I'll take your bet! At my gym there is almost never a line for the fountain, though. Plus, I bet you consume person-minutes at the fountain filling a water bottle, than if you have to repeatedly return to sip. most of the people I see doing it haven't broken a sweat, and don't look like they are about to I hop on the stairmaster or elliptic regularly for 1 hour workouts with no break and only drink once at the fountain afterwards, so you lose your bet about the repeated "sips"

You know some of you people in here are just Jack asses themselves. Let me put this in some light. For some of you a picture like this would be like some one saying to you "pick up your climbing gear, put it in the fire it ain't shit". So on behalf of my God, and excuse my language cause I'm a sinner. Fuck yourselves. Mark 6:7-12

How about when you're on a one lane highway (e.g. the 410) in a no-passing zone and the car in front of you is going 5 mph below speed limit. Then when it becomes a dashed line and you can legally pass they speed up to 5-10 mph over the speed limit. WTF????

I was sitting up at night I was feeling so uptight I was just fucking around There was something dragging me down Thinking of a bite to eat Thought this would be really neat Cheerios are stale that's beat But Captain Crunch is fun to eat Captain Crunch, Captan Crunch He's inviting you to munch Captain Crunch, Captain Crunch Munch a bunch a munch a munch Fuck my brain Scoffing down this yellow wheat Is making me feel kind of beat My head is spinning round and round Now my teeth are turning brown My face is starting to come apart From this overdose of starch I really wish mom wasn't here I'll have another box of beer Captain Crunch, Captain Crunch He's inviting you to munch Captain Crunch, Captain Crunch Munch a bunch a munch a munch

Lucky Charms

28th amendment to the constitution?

you want to see Hillary's schlang that badly?

what we've got here is failure to communicate...

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she will be the next president of the US. God help us all.

that's redundant

shortest profound sentence: cogito ergo sum

I don't think there are any cacti in the holy land. otherwise they'd all drink tequila and be a lot happier.

while we are talking about gyms... what about the assholes who circle the parking lot, looking for a spot close to the front door so they don't have to walk far. WTF? You're going to the gym for exercise, what is an extra 100's of feet hurt?

adult Jesus did - his first miracle, which is why I don't understand why certain protestant sects abstain from all alcohol.

why the fuck do people back up the water fountain line at the gym filling up 16 or 32 oz water bottles? how about just take a drink or just fill up the bottle part way? wanna bet they usually don't drink it all and dump it down the sink at home?

Define 'excessive'... I like how he singles out hallucinogenic drugs and not things like alcohol, which is, of course, 'socially acceptable'..... And, of course, alcohol never makes you think or believe things that aren't true or real.... it takes less acid to fuck you up over a shorter period of time - and cause permanent damage. too much alcohol over a long time can fuck you up permanently as well, of course. nice try at obfuscation, however. Why don't you tell us how many people die every year from alcohol poisoning vs. from LSD overdoses, then? good point (for once I'll give you one). but people OD on Ecstasy, Cocaine, and Heroine too. you can take anything in a large enough quantity and kill yourself (even good old dihydrogen monoxide). I don't think anyone has OD'd on gange though, so you're safe!