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  1. while we are talking about gyms... Dude we get it you go to a gay gym.. ah, yeah, except the guys on the cell phones are talking to a GIRLFRIEND, as I indicated. Said guys also appear with said girlfriends and engage in PDAs while working out as well - another pet peeve.
  2. more gym pet peeves: 1) dudes buck naked in the locker room sitting on a bunch with their nuts hanging down, chatting with their g.f. on a cell phone 2) dudes buck naked using the urinal and stepping all over the urine splatter (less a pet peeve and more a gross-out factor)
  3. Tvashtarkatena ag ól uisce beatha, Tá mé ólta. Fucks sake, I'm not THAT Irish, man! I've got a wee bit of viking in me, and thank god; otherwise I'd be 5 foot 4, teeth like an old picket fence, and a nose like a Marashino cherry. Wait...that describes the better part of my immediate family. Sorry, a quick translation is due: Tvashtarkatena is drinking whisky today, and is very drunk. Irish drink whiskey not whisky.
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  5. Kumskyjellykozak, you shouldn't talk about your mother that way. stick to insulting people who are on the forum you fuckhead
  6. eat shit and die, Canuck motherfucker! eat my cum crusted shorts, you ignoramus go suck a festering chancre sore from a cheap, syphillitic Vancouver whore, you pasty, anglo, Canuck, pinko dickwad
  7. ЁЖ!!!
  8. eat shit and die, Canuck motherfucker!
  9. linky
  10. for Canucks, success is finding a career in Hockey, Music or Professional Wrestling and moving to the US where they have better access to quality health care and live in a suitably big house
  11. his posts only. otherwise you'd die of alcohol poisoning
  12. yeah but I'm a puss. you'd take me up some 5.10+ crap and I'd cry like a baby.
  13. idea for a new drinking game: one mouthful of beer with every kevbone post. you'd be drunk in minutes
  14. Smith? Huh? Never climbed there. You'd kick my ass up and down rock that's for sure. Dunno about glacier...
  15. I fill a 28 oz, bicycle-style bottle at the gym. I usually go through 1.5 to 2 bottles full in a 1-hr workout. So, YES, I'll take your bet! At my gym there is almost never a line for the fountain, though. Plus, I bet you consume person-minutes at the fountain filling a water bottle, than if you have to repeatedly return to sip. most of the people I see doing it haven't broken a sweat, and don't look like they are about to I hop on the stairmaster or elliptic regularly for 1 hour workouts with no break and only drink once at the fountain afterwards, so you lose your bet about the repeated "sips" you're so badass...you should consider applying to GYMJONES they might even let you off the porch! i need to get in that type of workout so I don't end up like you, tubby.
  16. very sad.
  17. I fill a 28 oz, bicycle-style bottle at the gym. I usually go through 1.5 to 2 bottles full in a 1-hr workout. So, YES, I'll take your bet! At my gym there is almost never a line for the fountain, though. Plus, I bet you consume person-minutes at the fountain filling a water bottle, than if you have to repeatedly return to sip. most of the people I see doing it haven't broken a sweat, and don't look like they are about to I hop on the stairmaster or elliptic regularly for 1 hour workouts with no break and only drink once at the fountain afterwards, so you lose your bet about the repeated "sips"
  18. You know some of you people in here are just Jack asses themselves. Let me put this in some light. For some of you a picture like this would be like some one saying to you "pick up your climbing gear, put it in the fire it ain't shit". So on behalf of my God, and excuse my language cause I'm a sinner. Fuck yourselves. Mark 6:7-12
  19. How about when you're on a one lane highway (e.g. the 410) in a no-passing zone and the car in front of you is going 5 mph below speed limit. Then when it becomes a dashed line and you can legally pass they speed up to 5-10 mph over the speed limit. WTF????
  20. I was sitting up at night I was feeling so uptight I was just fucking around There was something dragging me down Thinking of a bite to eat Thought this would be really neat Cheerios are stale that's beat But Captain Crunch is fun to eat Captain Crunch, Captan Crunch He's inviting you to munch Captain Crunch, Captain Crunch Munch a bunch a munch a munch Fuck my brain Scoffing down this yellow wheat Is making me feel kind of beat My head is spinning round and round Now my teeth are turning brown My face is starting to come apart From this overdose of starch I really wish mom wasn't here I'll have another box of beer Captain Crunch, Captain Crunch He's inviting you to munch Captain Crunch, Captain Crunch Munch a bunch a munch a munch
  21. Lucky Charms
  22. 28th amendment to the constitution?
  23. you want to see Hillary's schlang that badly?
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    what we've got here is failure to communicate...
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