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An old man, Mr. Goldstein, was living the last of his life in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked if there was anything wrong. "Yes, Nurse Tracy ," said Mr. Goldstein, "My Private Part died today, and I am very sad." Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy she replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Goldstein, please accept my Condolences." The following day, Mr. Goldstein was walking down the hall with his Private Part hanging out of his pajamas, when he met Nurse Tracy. "Mr. Goldstein," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that. Please put your Private Part back inside your Pajamas." But, Nurse Tracy," replied Mr. Goldstein, " I told you yesterday that my Private Part died." "Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?" "Well," he replied, "Today is the viewing."

Fatten him up; he'll make a good meal in a few months.

Avoid chicken at all costs. There's no calories whatsoever. None! You won't gain any weight. Chicken is yummy. Especially the heart and liver. Chicken has plenty of calories with the correct recipe... say fettucine alfredo with grilled chicken. Mmmmm.

I ate like a pig all week and gained no pounds. must be the fault of my 16 hour climb on sunday and my 8 hour hike yesterday.

with each passing year I get more repulsive. who cares.

Fuck the middle east There's too many problems They just get in the way We sure could live without them They hijack our planes They raise our oil prices We'll kill them all and have a ball And end their fuckin' crisis BEIRUT, LEBANON-Won't exist once we're done LIBYA, IRAN-We'll flush the bastards down the can SYRIANS and SHIITES-Crush their faces with our might Then Israel and Egypt can live in peace without these dicks

It's climbing season; i can't keep the weight on. I'll join the contest in November.

An easy rock "climb" (Lundin) that turned into a 16hour epic from hell (routefinding issues and a slow beginner with us). But I had some fun anyways.

ahhh skiing.... wait it's the middle of summer.

linky

you simultaneously miss the point and make it for me. i don't get it. oh and you are almost correct...highline school. probably just as bad. what do i know anyways. i studied japanese...but i failed at that too. then i studied ancient greek...and once again i failed at that. oh well. Homeric or Attic?

that's French. you must be a product of the public school system, probably from a district like Seattle.

you simultaneously miss the point and make it for me.

Agreed. It's always someone else who doesn't have a good reason, howeverk ne c'est pas?

It isn't? Shouldn't it be? Or is it just someone else who is the problem, and has to make those big changes to "save the planet".

You could construct an analogous matrix for why we invaded Iraq, and come to the same "inescapable conclusion" for supporting Bush.

It's important to have a loving owner, that's for sure. That man is most likely kissing that bird because it just won him a pile of dough in a cock fight. He's getting a taste-preview for dinner. Mmmm roasted chicken!

I'd like to see smug liberals pay $200 to fill their Lesbaro gas tank.

nice spin!

Yes. He's also the one who was almost killed in a car accident at age 6. A funny article on the Prius. apparently it's limited to 103mph. http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-prius6jul06,0,5964953.story?coll=la-home-center this takes the cake: A check of statistics compiled by Car and Driver magazine suggests that the slowest car on the road is not the Prius, but the hairy-chested AM General Hummer H1, with a top speed of only 88 mph.

Is that the son he climbed Rainier with a few years back?

“'Do you want some buffalo wings?' 'Sorry I don't eat buffalo.'”

I'd say 90% of the show "Cops" revolves around a routine stop, where the officer proceeds to get permission to search the suspects' belongings or car, interspersing comments like "is there anything that I might find?" and "don't lie to me; tell the truth now". Then the officer finds a small amount of bud, a pipe with residue, or some other paraphrenelia, proceeds to chew out the suspect, make a big deal about what he's found (and the suspect's 'lying' about it), handcuffs him/her and makes an arrest. My reactions are 1) BFD!!! and 2) is that what cops spend all their time doing? What a monumental waste of time and resources.

Linky. Legalize it. Tax its sale.

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