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KaskadskyjKozak

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  1. I knew a guy in school whose wallet was stolen. Later that day he was at work - he worked retail, and helping a customer ring up a large sale. He looked at the credit card - it was his! He excused himself for a second and walked back to call security - cool as hell. He returned and continued to ring up the sale while security arrived. He then accused the thief, which the guy denied. The response? Dude, that's MY name on the credit card.
  2. I got something to say! It's better to burn out... than fade away.
  3. OH YEAH, WELL I JUST READ ON MY AOL ACCOUNT ABOUT A GUY WHO HAD HIS KIDNEY STOLEN AFTER A ONE-NIGHT STAND!!! CAN U B-LEAVE IT????
  4. Oh mercy, mon mercy, mon mont, mercy. Merci!
  5. Especially push-ups, squats and lunges.
  6. KaskadskyjKozak

    jackasses

  7. raNo5ceg_PE
  8. It's pretty close in price to the Kickin' Chicken (which is pretty damn good). I'd be interested in how well it holds up taste-wise. WT 101 is some really tasty stuff.
  9. It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye...
  10. Or mount it! Dru would probably smoke it. "This is some good shit".
  11. I thought it was about the Mariners.
  12. Bump. Just curious if Tony ever got up there. We've had a few good weather windows in the past month or two.
  13. another Bourbon plug, eh Bill?
  14. I would also leave a trail of bread crumbs along the way... ....and 10 essentials. ...which includes a section of aluminum ladder. Strapped to your back sideways a la V. Tejas?
  15. ouch
  16. Everyone there has a buck-toothed and squinty-eyed expression due to excessive masturbation? Come on DC, it's not fair to extrapolate from Dru's appearance and predilections to all Canadians.
  17. I have to agree with that. Also, I've never been able to listen to Steely Dan. Never. Never ever? Not once? Can you ever be less annoying? Ever? Even once?
  18. That'll leave you with a lot of free time!
  19. I have to agree with that. Also, I've never been able to listen to Steely Dan.
  20. "May I see your LNT certification and Sierra Club membership card please? In order to access the people's wilderness, you must be pure in thought and demonstrate worthiness. You'll have to remove your lug-soled boots, comrade. Only moccasins or flip-flops are now allowed." Those are the guys that enforce their 5 ruble trailhead passes.
  21. boring is in the ear of the listener
  22. What a total and complete fucktard.
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