talk about the pinnacle of success. next he'll be given honorary degrees at Harvard and MIT.
Read closely, its two years "of university". Only folks who are not from America talk funny like that.
And a Ph.ddd is only conferred upon those born here; kinda like the rules for being president.
When I am super duper bored, I look at the free stuff on Craigs list. Looking at the SHIT that people are trying to give you in order to avoid paying a dump fee is amusing.
My current favorite is broken concrete. Hey, its free!