archenemy

Oh gross, I'm trying to eat lunch here! Oh, which one are you? and what lunch line is that?

Two words. Eminent Domain.

Sharks don't have legs with which to kick a bear ass!

The obvious outcome of that: Abortion stays legal

Not when they're the best! didn't her mother tell her that only hookers wear bright red lipstick after labor day. Ah, so she *is* a woman with a past...

I like how the bottom of that picture says "floater"

And usually the people who are most bitter are those who couldn't sell out.

You sneaky devil.

I consider that cheap entertainment.

That's good. If you liked me, I'd be worried.

I'll be there end of Nov, beginning of Dec; and possibly again first quarter next year. Your plans solid yet?

If I were that flexible...

Especially with the matching toilet hugger around the base. This is usually accompanied by a kleenex box that has a neato hand-stitched encasement. Oh, and the guest soaps are still wrapped in plastic and covered with years of dust.

snowboarders who still think its cool to slap their boards on the ground (incessantly, as if it were a mating call) in lift lines.

My question is: Where are the rest of us supposed to go?

hummerroid

I hate cutting my finger on the metal rim of a can. And round shoe laces that don't stay tied--those are the bane of civilized living.

No, your posts are working just fine.

At home in winter, snowgos are the only think that works sometimes. The tires on your truck freeze flat spots in them and you can't drive. No shit. And yeah, leaf blowers are aid.

to the Nth power, baby!

Um. Fuck off. Well, enema, I wasnt talking to you. I know its only 2 in the afternoon, but perhaps you should have a drink and try to relax a bit. As a token of my sincerity, in the future, Ill preface anything that I have to say to you directly with a . Deal? Hmm, I think I'll have the chamomile.

Perfect illustration of communication between men and women. Perfect.

The full Myers Briggs is a great test, but you won't know that if you can't finish it. Maybe it's hard to swallow the fact that you might not be the special snowflake your mama told you you were. Instead, you are just one of the basic 16 personality types. Isn't it nice to know that we all have way more in common than we think we do?

Diapers are aid.