archenemy

scratch scratch peck peck You are now officially henpecked.

bgok

it could be anything though. route red line face in a day

I don't even change my own avatar. But I won't post the evil pic anymore. Promise.

Each and every one of you is lovely in his own way.

that's what they all say Good to know that you guys are cockwatchers too.

Does anyone else notice the half-on in the green shorts?

Heavy Metal is one of the best movies ever made.

No one can drive on roads that slick. But I just don't understand how someone can watch a car slide sideways down a street and then think it might be a good idea to give it a try anyway.

All of them.

What I want to know is... Was the drunk married?

"I'd love to warm up those buns without even a sheet between us"

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Forget it then. What the heck, a whole pitcher!!!

Jeebus, I need a beer.

How the fuck did you get "give"? watch out, or I'll use my dumb weapons on you.

she'a dumb , rubber tits and all! she'a dumb? Could you be any more of an idiot?

Carolyn The hardest part (for me at least) to being a pet owner is coming to that time that it might be better to just let go. It sounds like you are already aware that you could be getting close to the end and that things are going downhill. Sounds like your cat has had a wonderful owner for many many years.

Right on! I'll buy you a lemonade

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Remember that endurance athletes often lose libido. Minx can probably talk more about the science behind this. Good luck with your dude; we want the TR.

You'll notice that he did go away though

No

Give him a puzzle to solve. I am a puzzle to solve

Or at least, I won't get stuck with a shallow one.