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I could and would totally support a wife (either gender acceptable) who would just take care of me, my house, and my dogs.

Well, not exactly. It all started with just a simple honest approach; nothing macho or demeaning. It did lead into seven years of dating and 18 years of marriage. Much better then one night of humping and then done. Debatable.

Hala Ranch, with its 56,000-square-foot main house and multiple secondary buildings, is perhaps the most magnificent property ever offered for sale anywhere in the world. It's the bestest EVER!

I haven't had lunch yet, but my brain is "ahead" of schedule in the damage department.

I am so bummed I missed this. What other fairs are like this that are yet to happen this year? Any of you hippies know?

You should have come to the Oregon Country Fair with me last weekend, you would have seen a lot of specimens I LOVE that fair! I can't believe Muffy didn't invite me out--I would so do that!!! I have had some of the best trips in my life at those fairs----so much fun!

When you realized what the internet would become, you did something about it, right? My friends and I were reminiscing yesterday about when we realized how incredible the "information superhighway" (Thank GAWD that stupid moniker finally passed) was and how incredibly stupid we were to not buy names like business.com sex.com climbing.com way back when and sell them to people who thought that would be the answer to all their business needs. Sheesh.

"Wow, looks like a penis. Only smaller."

nice

so you made millions then, due to your insight?

When I guy asks me "Did it hurt"; it ain't a pick up line. I smile and thank him.

Yeah. I accidently lost two pounds (I prefer to say I simply "misplaced" them) over the last few days, so I need to compensate for that. I am figuring it was just water weight, so I have not yet despaired.

In consideration of this conversation, I brought lasagna for lunch today. Just preparing for the possible head wound...

I don't think age matters in regards to the journey, high_on_rock! I went out with five late-twenties/early thirties good-looking guys one Saturday night to watch how they picked up women for a project I was working on. More than a couple of times they crashed and burned, but that was part of their fun (and mine) for the night. I've gone out with a couple of good looking guys in their late 20s early 30's too. Now I consider 40 the cutoff. That's the project I am working on.

I noticed that as well.

nice pink crotch thingy.

you guys are going to give me a seizure.

because someone wanted to see what the inside of his head looked like splattered all over his wife?

If you have any problems, your credit card company will fight with them for you.

Next week will work. Not Monday or Friday. How's da wedder?

the yellow markers on cc.com for thread read/not-read status? they work for me on 2.0.0.4... Did you just clear your cache?

I got one. PM me and tell me what you are willing to part with.

I agree with and relate to all this. But it leaves out a handful important points of bigwalling: 1. You must be able to shit in a bag in front of your climbing partner. 2. You must be able to pretend you don't see your partner doing that very same thing just a few feet away from you. 3. You must be able to take an unwrapped Jolly Rancher from your partners hand (right after surviving Step 2) and saying "Thanks" with a smile on your face. Then, and only then, can you call yourself a bigwaller.

Fender? This weekend?