archenemy

Good one!

What about all of the government contracts and aid programs I mentioned? Farmers would never get to vote. Teachers; equally fucked. Hell, I have a solid job and I've never been on any sort of government dole, not even a federally subsidized college loan. According to your first post, my vote would be removed because my company has federal contracts. As soon as you buy a house, you shouldn't be able to say that you didn't get govt aid b/c the mortgage subsidy really counts as aid for the middle class.

Wow, what a way to return to our roots. As long as we are picking groups to be excluded (once again) from voting, then we should all agree that women shouldn't be allowed to vote. Well, actually, they could vote--it just wouldn't count. That way, no one has to listen to the complaining.

Yes, I have used pick up lines. Yes, they have worked for me. Next thread.

who the fuck eats 2.2 lbs of beef at one sitting? I realize they call it a "single purchase", but that is stupid. A single purchase is however much meat I buy at once, right? Those crazy japanese.

whadaya mean?

I agree with your agreement.

Being in the market for a home right now (as a matter of fact I'm going "shopping" after work today), I can certainly say that it is shocking how expensive everything is. I now sympathize with any first time buyers--I don't know how they could possibly get into the market (especially w/o using any crazy stupid loan schemes)

Since when have you ever been afraid to stick your oar in the water? Now That's a pick up line!!!!

And that which does not kill you has made a tactical error

Ouch. But to which I'd respond... Do you mind not talking while we're screwing. I'm trying to pretend you're somebody else but your voice is ruining it. That's not talking, sweetie. That's laughter. If god had wanted my erection to be larger, he would have made you better looking. Now that's funny!

Don't try that tired old line on her. She's mine.

I told you to just use the ball gag. Fucking amatures

oh wait, that sounded wrong.

They're ok, as long as the lights are off.

Ouch. But to which I'd respond... Do you mind not talking while we're screwing. I'm trying to pretend you're somebody else but your voice is ruining it. That's not talking, sweetie. That's laughter.

Sherri, You have arms that would look better if they were wrapped around me. (I vowed to work on my originality for the pick up lines thread. I'm not sure if this sounds very original...I have some room for improvement)

Which is a good thing..... she's tired of all my old ones.

It shouldn't take you that long to learn how to read.

sold!!! i cook, clean and am great in bed. all you gotta do is love me I already love you.

great post!

So ya'll have made up again and its safe for the rest of us to re-enter the thread now?

That's it! I found my new pickup line!

StringBuffers = G String removers

This is an absolutely wonderful picture!!! I think I'd cry a little bit if I weren't at work. And the black & white gives it a timeless effect--just love it!