Next time just refer to the officer as 'Pig' all the time. It's called misdirection. He'll soon forget about the plates and probably start focusing on the booze you've been drinking...
Farther refers to distance. Further is relative to time.
How about words that are spelled the same that have two different pronunciations/meanings:
bow
close
tear
wind
lead
wound
Lummox, you
My two cents... there is no meaning to life so do what is meaningful to you. Yes you are going to die and you most likely will not know when, so spend as much of your time as possible pursuing what you love.
I think it was the left most route on Red Wall - Arch de Triumph.
And yes, if you're going to go hopefully you're doing something you enjoy. One thing I've been thinking about in the last few days is that its very important that you spend your time (work and play) pursuing things you are passionate about. Few know when their time is up so you best not waste it working at things that have no meaning to you.