Mos_Chillin

My house will make you thin.

That is fuckin' classic! I was gonna send a note to the local PD, but a friend said not such a good idea....

??? I think RDW is easy for 12a. In the Smoot guide it's given 11d...... I saw a guy send that in unlaced tennies. SC: weaksauce.

Man or

dude your location is all fucked up. Get it wrights.

"It's wack, Yo"

You crack me up, oh, wait....

N00bs are aid.

I recently helped my GF pick out a bike from a Boys and Girls Club Fundraiser we went to in Bellingham. It was a great buy, a Trek 7000 18"MTB with Deore LX components. The wheels are crap, and the front derailleur shifter is shot, as well as the seat, but it was only $35. So, I started stripping it tonight to see what needed to be replaced. We're taking it into the local free cycle shop here tomorrow. She wants higher rising bars, and I had to install a new seat..... I pull the seat tube out, flip it over to remove the old seat, and there's a piece of paper in the tube! I pull it out, and a tiny ziploc baggy falls out. Setting down the still-folded paper, I inspect the contents: small crystalline white substance....CRACK! I dump it out on the counter and inspect it closer. I have never done any of that stuff, but I was sure it was crack or crystal meth (is there a difference? ). I go back to the paper and unfold it. There is a picture of 3 women in a soft-porn love wrestle, carefully cut out and pasted on a piece of heavier paper. Crack and porn in a seat-tube! I flushed the crack, and tore up the porn, it was weaksauce. Sad, sad person, who had that bike before....

Mike has to register with the local chapter of Windowlickers Anonymous before every new move. There's a database for you sick fucks now, I know when you're in town. These are the guys that get their tongues stuck to the swingset in winter, it's easy to pick'em out.

Agreed, they copied everything but the name and the quality it appears. It makes you wonder what kind of testing and liability issues they would have if say.....hmmm, that center bar was accidently not heat treated so that instead of Rockwell 48-52 or whatever the hell it should be, it came in at RC38 and failed at 1200 lbs, which, come to think of it, is approx. my lard-assed weight in a 2 foot fall with 5' of rope out. I think I'm gonna by me one of those nut tools though. 12"......., damn, I've always wanted 12". I'm doing it right now.

Cool. Have fun, and watch out for these two:

Brian made a funny! (Damn, I hope Off isn't on this forum - he's out to get me! )

For sheath wear, Bluewaters are very durable I have found.

...and this one has been my screensaver for months: http://www.pbase.com/nolock/image/41406954

The most remote hugeness: http://www.pbase.com/nolock/image/52408775

Bring It.

this thread is so hot right now: the mystery, the intrigue, what is IT ALL about?

Once upon a time in a land far, far away, a beautiful, independent and self-assured young princess happened upon a frog as she contemplated ecological issues on the shores of an un-polluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle. The frog hopped into the princess's lap and said: "Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you however, and I will be turned back into the dapper young prince that I was, and then, my sweet, we can marry, and I will move into yon castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, and bear my children and forever feel grateful and happy doing so" As the princess dined sumptuously on a repast of frog's legs seasoned in a white wine and garlic cream sauce, she chuckled, and said softly to herself: "I don't fucking think so."

On a related note, I am getting laid a lot. the 8 is not inversely proportionate to the D, but = can extend the unit of measurement.

Yes it was, Gary's just dull.

Easy there, "Dad".

I'm holding out for the half-naked, hairy guy with a nipple ring tearing a helmet in half with gloved hands. Oh, and don't forget the string of expletives in the balloon!

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Damn, Son. You're good! But Fred's gonna be pissed.