Dear Palin,
What is gonna happen when they run that Super Collider thingy? Is it gonna mess with God's plans for us? Or while it permit us to teleport the oil out of the ground and into our cars? Science scares the hell out of me. Also, which books are OK for me to read? And why do they call you Barracuda? Do you have powerful jaws and fang like teeth?
Thanks,
A Concerned Citizen