no...most gags or scams have much better spelling
Hmm... See, I thought that was the fishy part: psychopathically retarded, illiterate 16 year old comes on and obliviously writes about duct taping feet, then, nearly instantly, slightly less illiterate antagonist figure appears to prophecy against 16 year old and warn the masses.
I mean, I know people actually are this stupid in real life (especially 16 year olds), but they can't be serious...
So how many 16 year old climbers are you aware of posting on this site? I only know of one who might be close, and that is Marc L, and he's a pretty good climber.
As far as your script above, it needs work before Hollywood will be interested, let alone anyone on Broadway.