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no...most gags or scams have much better spelling Hmm... See, I thought that was the fishy part: psychopathically retarded, illiterate 16 year old comes on and obliviously writes about duct taping feet, then, nearly instantly, slightly less illiterate antagonist figure appears to prophecy against 16 year old and warn the masses. I mean, I know people actually are this stupid in real life (especially 16 year olds), but they can't be serious... So how many 16 year old climbers are you aware of posting on this site? I only know of one who might be close, and that is Marc L, and he's a pretty good climber. As far as your script above, it needs work before Hollywood will be interested, let alone anyone on Broadway.

well there are two things here: 1. Being uneducated and being inexperienced (usually remedied with age) 2. Being a dumbass (there doesn't seem to be a cure for that, regardless of age/experience/education) Of course, when you combine these two items, you usually have a problem you'd rather avoid. So I don't think that the word "mentor" has anything to do with it. There are some really excellent mentors on the site who have helped people learn the basics during the life span of CC.com.

well if you want the best genetics for your little league team, go with a proven winner. Got the Tivo all set up for the contest. Shhhhhhh: Ulee is getting a Nokona mitt and new climbing shoes for his birthday! I'm pretty sure he doesn't post here, so the secret should be safe on here.

no...most gags or scams have much better spelling

I see...and here I thought you meant something else when you said they "autographed" your cap

our crusher Russell the Muscle should be there!

i'm pretty sure i was never young

finally....kevbone's opinion on this matter! [video:youtube]FwL6gS6HyTQ also Peter...Morrow needs to get a second pitch and a little control.

nice. last pic is awesome!

cool. when i first looked at the picture i didn't see the rope...i thought "what the hell is he doing???" lol

They only need a new shortstop and to resolve that mess at catcher (i.e. find a way to unload Jojima as all the good starters don't want him catching).

seems your climbing skillz are great! It's the hiking skillz that may need a fine tune. Good for you getting out, regardless. Assguard pass is a magikal place.

it does make me wonder how a party could make it up serpentine yet get lost descending the pass. if you count being 30 feet from the trail as being lost. here is some beta for the trail as you descend the pass: its on your right.

excellent. having recently climbed this route, i wondered how one might get down it. downclimbing assguard seems like dancing with death.

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Perhaps first 4 camel toe ascent by the same mammal.

http://www.wmur.com/news/19992892/detail.html i wonder if he'll go for the 7 summits next

I'm sorry to hear this Brian. Best wishes to you and your family.

It's very apparent that Steph is a girl when you meet her in person.

Dear Fellow Climber, On behalf of the climbing community I would like to ask that you go to the White House website and request a letter of bannernation from President Obama to Kevbone. Please also send this message out to everyone you can think of. If enough of us ask, we might see the letter, which would be great. Contacting the President is easy. Here is how: Go to: http://www.whitehouse.gov/contact For subject, click "other." Then write in the request. As an example, here is what I wrote: "Mr. President, I write to ask that you offer a letter of bannernation to Kevbone, the redheaded stepchild of CC.com. Kevbone continues to plague this unusually great website, and the end does not seem to be in sight. Kevbone is the leading jackass of his generation, and perhaps of all time. He is an inspiration to all those who should be sticking their head in an oven. It is fair to say that he is the Richard Nixon of rock climbing. Kevbone’s non-stop drivel and incredible ignorance exemplify what is wrong anything that is wrong. A note from you would mean a lot to us here on CC.com. Thank you for pitching in. Concerned CC.com Citizen

I just got this in email...I thought it to be a touch odd...but whatever. from Rock and Ice newsletter

Hi Trent, hope you recover soon! Jason is definitely a big baller. We might have to dig up for a baller shirt for that guy.

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