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Beer #6, on toppa the scotch - I ain't goin' nowhere, pal. Except to the fridge and the computer...

Of course, you might have to scrape off the NRA sticker...

I'm drunk now, but hell. If you are really worried, steal some canadian plates off an abandoned vehicle (there's tons of them up there) and install them before you park in the backcountry. Then you can keep 'em for your next trip. Vandals usually don't check tabs, and the RCMP doesn't go that far out of the way, at last check

SARS. (after 4 beers and a scotch. Time check: 6:35 PM)

Thanks! I had a week to find it...

So very suxxor : Have had summer flu for a week now No fun No energy Three day weekend of good weather: no climbing Feeling better - only one thing to do...

which one? The flame with the pink bike. The yellow jersey would clash with the bike anyway...

I was almost relieved when I didn't read about some climbers committing suicide after a climb... That's too bad, though...

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Hello capitalists! Glad you enlighten "stupid" american, grasshopper: at least chinamen can read and understand nutritional fact. Thank you for allow asian to post on american website. Harry? Are you searching for identity? It sure seems like it, because: A. You post as an asian. b. Your Avatar is a Confederate flag. c. Your autosig says "direct me to USSR" (which is no longer) d. You start off your posts with "Hello Capitalist" (like you aren't one), but your location is Alabama. May you find your true calling, grasshopper.

I'd rather have a Mall Tlikker

There is a one in three chance that a 15-year old African teenage boy will be infected with HIV by the time he is 30. Tarp your load.

Dave, Dave Dave. On this, our Independence Day. Wouldn't it have been more appropriate about a week ago

Happy Fourth! Blow some shit up!!! AVOID THIS:

(crosseye) is more crazy than (crazy), anyway. give the p.s. I really like Torch....

...and I can't forget about the greatest inspiration to me of the "Pure Form", now morphed into "padpeople" "He climbed with an inner quiet mingled with the concentration of artistic gymnastics, intimately involved with the beauty of nature." ---Pat Ament describing John Gill

Amazing people that inspire/inspired you in the sport. Discuss. Wolfgang Gullich was the man that juiced me for years when I started back in the late 80's. Powerful, thoughtful, gentle and spiritual - he had all of the elements that I aspire to in this world of climbing. I still miss him....

One has cause to listen to the voice of experience... The hiking is great, though...

I think for them THE NEW ARGUMENT FORUM will be perfect!

I always miss those blonde corners...

Dave Schuldt for King Tongue Dart of Uranus

I hate MSG in my vegetables

MtnGoat: Is this the right room for an argument? j_b:(pause) I've told you once. MtnGoat: No you haven't! j_b: Yes I have. Mtn: When? j_b: Just now. M: No you didn't! j: Yes I did! M: You didn't! j: I did! M: You didn't! j: I'm telling you, I did! M: You didn't! j: Oh I'm sorry, is this a five page argument, or the full week? M: Ah! (taking out his wallet and paying) Just the five pages. j: Just the five pages. Thank you. j: Anyway, I did. M: You most certainly did not! j: Now let's get one thing perfectly clear: I most definitely told you! M: Oh no you didn't! j: Oh yes I did! M: Oh no you didn't! j: Oh yes I did! M: Oh no you didn't! j: Oh yes I did! M: Oh no you didn't! j: Oh yes I did! M: Oh no you didn't! j: Oh yes I did! M: Oh no you didn't! j: Oh yes I did! M: No you DIDN'T! j: Oh yes I did! M: No you DIDN'T! j: Oh yes I did! M: No you DIDN'T! j: Oh yes I did! M: Oh look, this isn't an argument! (pause) j: Yes it is! M: No it isn't! (pause) M: It's just contradiction! j: No it isn't! M: It IS! j: It is NOT! M: You just contradicted me! j: No I didn't! M: You DID! j: No no no! M: You did just then! j: Nonsense! M: (exasperated) Oh, this is futile!! (pause) j: No it isn't! M: Yes it is! (pause) M: I came here for a good argument! j: AH, no you didn't, you came here for an argument! M: An argument isn't just contradiction. j: Well! it CAN be! M: No it can't! M: An argument is a connected series of statement intended to establish a proposition. j: No it isn't! M: Yes it is! 'tisn't just contradiction. j: Look, if I *argue* with you, I must take up a contrary position! M: Yes but it isn't just saying "no it isn't". j: Yes it is! M: No it isn't! j: Yes it is! M: No it isn't! j: Yes it is! M: No it ISN'T! Argument is an intellectual process. Contradiction is just the automatic gainsaying of anything the other person says. j: It is NOT! M: It is! j: Not at all! M: It is! The Arguer (j_b) stops. j_b: Thank you, that's it. MtnGoat: (stunned) What? j: That's it. Good morning. M: But I was just getting interested! j: I'm sorry, the five pages are up. M: That was never five minutes!! j: I'm afraid it was. M: (leading on) No it wasn't..... j: I'm sorry, I'm not allowed to argue any more. M: WHAT?? j: If you want me to go on arguing, you'll have to pay for another five pages. M: But that was never five pages just now! Oh Come on! Oh this is... This is ridiculous! j: I told you... I told you, I'm not allowed to argue unless you PAY! M: Oh all right. (takes out his wallet and pays again.) There you are. j: Thank you. M: (clears throat) Well... O: Well WHAT? M: That was never five pages just now. j: I told you, I'm not allowed to argue unless you've paid! M: Well I just paid! j: No you didn't! M: I DID!!! j: YOU didn't! M: I DID!!! j: YOU didn't! M: I DID!!! j: YOU didn't! M: I DID!!! j: YOU didn't! M: I don't want to argue about that! ad nauseum....

Usually a safe driver, he was temporarily blonded?