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EWolfe

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  1. EWolfe

    Fukin A!

    big surprise I'd do the same, though
  2. EWolfe

    Fukin A!

    ..or just get Necro to post - his location is Trask's bung - find that on your GPS, Tele-tubbies!
  3. EWolfe

    BBC3

    just make sure you fuse that shit right, bro, or it's baaaad news
  4. EWolfe

    Brain worms

    Yah..........................I heard aboudat........................Yah...............................Maybe bad ting......................Yah..........
  5. You realize there are little clips on all of those lines? And all you have to do is unclip them and walk striaght through? Damn non-conformist I am sending you to see THE BECK !!! That ought to straighten you out! Bwahahahaha!
  6. It's my teacup toy that I worry about, my precious snoogy woogy - she should be as safe as me!
  7. EWolfe

    Fukin A!

    Pernicious? Try: FUCK OFF, YOU FUCKING FUCK with your prettyboy moderators p.s.? and keep telling your drop-kneein' split-boardin' boytoys that you are really, truly baddies
  8. Bwahahaha! Now I know why I yo-yo'ed you when I pitched on that 5.4 Guess I was lucky for the bizarre butt-cheek-slot that really caught me, but that must have hurt !!!
  9. Just recently planted 25 goldens and a black as a natural fence around my japanese rock garden. Two years I have a natural fence
  10. Thanks for blurring my face - you're a real pal
  11. EWolfe

    Brain worms

    You should be getting that emaciated sporto look any week now
  12. EWolfe

    Fukin A!

    Yup, they are skinnin' up over there - THIN-SKINNIN'
  13. Sweet! The nextgen of cheap transpo!
  14. I know I'm not drunk - with that pic?
  15. EWolfe

    Top 3

    1. Bought a house in Ferndale, moved from Seattle, did landscape, settled. 2. Got ass kicked on Iron Horse, Japanese Gardens 3. Finally got on Rock On, Thin Fingers (full), Gorilla My Dreams
  16. He's got the proper words on a looped tape he can listen to at night so he can "fit in" at the TuffFest "Yah! Go, Dude! Send!" "Yah! Go, Dude! Send!" "Yah! Go, Dude! Send!" "Yah! Go, Dude! Send!" "Yah! Go, Dude! Send!" "Yah! Go, Dude! Send!" "Yah! Go, Dude! Send!" "Yah! Go, Dude! Send!" "Yah! Go, Dude! Send!" "Yah! Go, Dude! Send!" "Yah! Go, Dude! Send!" "Yah! Go, Dude! Send!" "Yah! Go, Dude! Send!" "Yah! Go, Dude! Send!" "Yah! Go, Dude! Send!" "Yah! Go, Dude! Send!" "Yah! Go, Dude! Send!" "Yah! Go, Dude! Send!" "Yah! Go, Dude! Send!" "Yah! Go, Dude! Send!" "Yah! Go, Dude! Send!" "Yah! Go, Dude! Send!" "Yah! Go, Dude! Send!" "Yah! Go, Dude! Send!" "Yah! Go, Dude! Send!" "Yah! Go, Dude! Send!" "Yah! Go, Dude! Send!" "Yah! Go, Dude! Send!" "Yah! Go, Dude! Send!" "Yah! Go, Dude! Send!" "Yah! Go, Dude! Send!" "Yah! Go, Dude! Send!" "Yah! Go, Dude! Send!" "Yah! Go, Dude! Send!" "Yah! Go, Dude! Send!" "Yah! Go, Dude! Send!" "Yah! Go, Dude! Send!" "Yah! Go, Dude! Send!" "Yah! Go, Dude! Send!" "Yah! Go, Dude! Send!"
  17. Goddam it, Layyton! The Gimp has left town, and am seeking injured or impaired wimpy-climber type for belay duties. Must not want to climb much, weigh at least 160 pounds, and be decent company. Pay is nothing, must carry rack so my legs don't get big, and be supportive even during severe tantrums. PM me if you want to be my new punk.
  18. This being in THE NEW ROCK CLIMBING FORUM , a gentlemen's forum, I will presume your reference is to sending hard splitters
  19. super fun 5.8!!!! and you dont even need any gear!! except its a 5.7 ...and you need a headlamp...
  20. If you bring bivouac gear, you will use it!
  21. ...don't forget the Ultra-Consrvative Christian perspective many of us share with our brethren in the Middle East
  22. Of course not, you fucking traitor - you moved to Portland!
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