Someone's a redhead now.
This guy pulls over in a park to sleep after a long drive, and as he's dozing off, a jogger knocks on his window,
"Hey! You know what time it is?"
"It's 9:16."
A little while later he is awakened by another jogger:
" Do you have the time?"
"It's 9:38."
Realizing this could go on all night, he scribbles a sign on a cardboard scrap that says: "I DO NOT KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS!!!" and tapes it to his window.
A while later, he is awoken by a jogger. He rolls down the window, and shouts:
"WHAT!!"
"It's 9:54."