Experiencing this kind of shit everyday, I must contribute to the "not poo" thread. A few thoughts, questions, comments:
1. Why is it that every guy at my job seems to have to take a dump at the same time? I mean what the fuck?? Is that possible?
2. NO SOCIALIZING WITH OTHER GUYS IN THE BATHROOM WHILE ONE'S ABOUT TO DROP A STINKY. THAT'S ABSOLUTELY FUCKING SICK.
3. Do guys save their most explosive smelly Peristaltic fruits just for work or what?
4. This has been said before but for God's sake, if there are empty stalls, WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU TAKE THE STALL RIGHT NEXT TO ME?!! Gross.
4. Sitting on a pre-warmed toilet seat grosses me out to no end. I'd rather practice the matitunal squeeze than sit on some other dude's butt warmth. Yecchh.
I just want to poo in private and in quiet soltiude