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age 40. perfect game. inspiring. nuff said.

experienced at spray. fukin a. if i was annabelles publicist/marketer/kamasutramentor i would get her back to the states and onto letterman asap. and i would reccomend that she try to use that 1000 yard i-am-so-high-on-heroin stare during interviews: that. and drop a bunch of sexual innuendos to the bald fuker who runs the band (paul shaffer?). that would be love the cameltoe

didnt you get the memo?

That would be downright scary... the manson clan woulnt describe half of it.

you fukers overthink everything. how bout 'be the ball'?

uh dude. you dont have a nice enough rack.

wolanski never got the whole toupee concept quite right.

jim boyer who wrote for discovery.com while climbing mckinley (and wrote for many other publications) died on mt lemmon from a fall due to sling failure. it happens. he even put a biner on to avoid friction on the old webbing (which looked great). $1 worth of new webbing would have prevented his death.

that really hurts.

be free and happy through detachment. surrender to self --your very being. the supreme-- and self-concern vanishes. worship strength for it is strength from which all other values are possible. and i aint got any health insurance.

i aint ever seen an imax film. can i rent it at blockbuster? (and btw annabelle has been 'climbing' for three years. she done way good. i would lay money on her makin the 7 summits.) y la chica de espana pueda escalar. aracelis resume: Araceli Segarra’s Climbing Resume 1997 Sima GESM -1070 m Malaga 1990 Mount Kenya 5180 m Kenya 1991 Broad Peak 8047 m Pakistan 7.100 m 1992 Xixa-Pangma 8008 m Tibet alpine style 1993 The Nose El Capitán EEUU The Regular Half Dome EEUU in a day 1994 Walker Jorasses France in a day Bonatti Dru France Messner Marmolada Italy 1995 Linceul Jorasses France 1995 Everest 8846 m Tibet 7.800 m 1996 Everest 8846 m Nepal 1st Spanish woman 1997 Dru Direct Americana France in a day 1997 Ganesh (non climbed) 6796 m India 6.650 m 1999 Mali rock climbing Africa 2000 Cross country ski Lebanon 2000 K2 8.611 m China 7.500 m 2001 Kangchenjunga 8.585 m Nepal 8.000 m 2001 Rock climbing Mexico 2002 Ice climbing Canada 2002 K2 8.611 m Pakistan 7.100 m 2002 Patagonia Patagonia 2003 G1 8.063 m Pakistan 8.000 m

yeah yeah. laugh away. but i prefer an emphasis on 'good style'. that shit is open to a wide interpretation.

holy shit! araceli is AMAZING! and she can climb. http://www.aracelisegarra.com/english/home.htm

that was weak. but prostate massage is a far too rare feature in my sexlife.

you all dont seem to appreciate the significance of 'detachable'.

ima just let that one lay there. will not touch it. no. walking away.

not a good one either. i actually had to rap off anchors this weekend where taped crabiners attached chains to the hangers. fukin gay as a three dollar bill. screwlinks are better and less pricey and lighter and smarter and better looking. Why didn't you replace the carabiner with a screwlink? Are you a three dollar bill? man. i dont feel the need to upkeep rap stations. and i didnt have a screwlink anyway. but i am strangely attracted to jamie lee curtis. wtf?

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and i claim --with confidence-- that she is the hottest chick to ever do so. props to the blonde. i just remembered that french chick --chantal or sumpin-- she was a babe. okay so annabelle is like in the top 5 fersure hottest chicks to climb on everest.

sling this

not a good one either. i actually had to rap off anchors this weekend where taped crabiners attached chains to the hangers. fukin gay as a three dollar bill. screwlinks are better and less pricey and lighter and smarter and better looking.

i snagged it from nytimes. edited a lot.

On the Loneliest Road in America grows a stand of cottonwood trees from which hang hundreds of shoes. The first pair of shoes was thrown into the branches about 20 years ago. It seems that a couple who had just gotten married in Reno stopped to camp under the cottonwood. The husband was angry with his bride for having blown their money in the slot machines. He said it was her fault they didn't have any money. The young wife grew annoyed with the henpecking and threatened to walk back to Utah. The groom told her that if she was walking back to Utah she was going to walk in her bare feet and threw her shoes into the tree. He left his wife standing there and drove to the bar for a beer. He sat and drank for two or three hours. The bartender told him 'With an attitude like that, you'll be fighting for the rest of your lives. Go back there and tell her it was all your fault.' The man did as he was told. The couple patched things up and the groom threw his own shoes into the tree as a sign of solidarity. A year later the couple returned with their baby and threw his shoes into the tree as well. Love is hard work. Love is the hardest thing ever done. [mostly from nytimes]

you know we love you dear.