lummox

lighten up francis.

sick. prolly funny too.

what is with the frogspeak?

who the fuk jokingly weight trains? i mix in plyometric shizzle. that way i get power. i get endurance. i get boing.

why dont you shove a brick up your ass. sideways.

lots of menial labor jobs. pitch a tent in your backyard and give em a bucket to crap in. aint no brain surgery complexity here dude. lots of menial labor jobs. se hablan espanol?

HOOKUP!

from latimes: THIS IS FUN? Rodent reeling byAshley Powers Is the squirrel attracted to the nut--or is it the other way around? They swear it's catch and release. Squirrel fishers tie peanuts to fishing lines, cast and wait. Shhhh. The critter creeps toward the bait, grasps it and … I got one! Then the squirrel takes the nut and runs. College kids love this. Penn State had its Squirrel Fishing Rescue Rangers. UC Berkeley's Squirrel Fishers rates student organization status, meaning it gets some funding. University of Oregon anglers are campaigning for similar standing. Does trawling for squirrel require the same skill and bait expertise as other forms of the sport? With no official experts to consult — come on, it's squirrel fishing — we asked a few presumed ones for tips on "hooking" one. John Harris, small-mammal biologist, Mills College, Oakland: Squirrels are picky like a toddler, Harris says, and prefer sweets to roughage. He has seen squirrels grub on pecans and scorn buckwheat. (Can you blame them?) Generally, they go where food is — they're fishing for humans. The exception is the Mojave ground squirrel, a night-crawling desert-dweller that Harris has studied: "You'd die before you'd get one of them. They're very secretive." Gregg Bassett, president, the Squirrel Lover's Club, Elmhurst, Ill.: Put the critters at ease. Speak squirrel; use an even tone, the way you would talk to a puppy. Or repeatedly slip your tongue off the roof of your mouth — the clackclackclack sounds like a squirrel's "bark." Peanuts are OK; black walnuts or acorns, better; macadamia nuts, best. At least, Bassett says, until someone invents peanut butter cologne. Yasuhiro Endo, Harvard University grad, Sunnyvale, Calif., engineer and co-creator of a popular squirrel fishing website: Fish where humans won't freak out the squirrels, like a campus, Endo suggests. When critter hugs nut, tug slightly and it will cling like a climber to rock. "I don't know what else," he says. "Maybe you have to be born with the talent." (The site — hit count about 1.4 million — is http://www.eecs.harvard.edu/~yaz/en/squirrel_fishing.html ) Jason McIlhaney, co-president, University of Oregon squirrel fishers club: Begin with peanut, unshelled, unsalted. "You don't want to kill the squirrels with high sodium intake," McIlhaney says. As with fly-fishing, let your line soar. (The club's casting coach, nicknamed Hawaiian Superman, was weaned on island fly-fishing.) "Some people get it all tangled or do this big arc thing," McIlhaney says. No arc needed

boatskiclimbsail must be an engineer type

a bigass bastard mill file works fine (you know: a flat one). i cant think of any reason why a flat file woulnt work.

winds and tetons in july = mosquitoes.

i got that one already.

20 inches? thats like my hatband size. wtf?

i read this bullshit on msn.com that the average guy has 13 inch biceps. that is pretty big. wtf? they averaging in fatass people or what?

ah shit! it is al qaida taking it to the hole!

more like a fable by aesop is apropos.

i smurfed a

just a work jacket. i step out wearing the stylie shizzle my man.

truth be told my favorite jacket is a fuked up ole carrhart given to me by a boss when i was working outta cordova. it is frayed and smells like engine oil and i like it. sumpin like

just testing. and you failed.

sheeit. when the cops say 'you were going pretty fast there' i just say 'that aint even fast compared to what this baby can do. know what im sayin g?'

i gots this cheapass cagoule from campmor. that fukin pos has saved my ass more times than any other.

'letters to penthouse volume 3'. it is exhausting me.

you bulimics make me puke.

i tell the fuker the truth when he axes how fast i think i was going. works everytime.