cracked

Whatever, I'm not dead yet.

gun

Where on campus? I think I'll wear my helmet to classes now.

sox? What about them?

It's OK if it's art.

Uh, if you didn't go last year, you may not know that the evening festivities ARE NOT kid friendly. Drunkenness and vile depravity will reign. Vomitting is encouraged, but not mandatory. Didn't Beck say that the corporate sponsors will keep the riot police nearby?

921-810=200?!

Natural selection. Survival of the smart, despite this site's evidence to the contrary.

hunt something that can fight back But then we can't hunt Canadians!

It IS funny.

Trask, that's possibly the most humorous thing you've ever posted here.

Where's Dwayner when you need him?

Football sucks.

TRY TURNING OFF YOUR CAPS LOCK SOMETIME. ALL CAPS IS EQUIVALENT TO SHOUTING...YOU READ LIKE A DEAF OLD LADY WHOSE HEARING AID BATTERY DIED! Thanks.

cummin

thats not a nice thing to say... But true.

I predict that WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!