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de-zombiefication is only funny to those who who have never experienced it. The only known cure is the elusive 40 of lucky lager.

I mean when you're that high on a mountain that size, who gives a toss if you fall. You're only going to drop a few thousand meters anyways.

Another great shot of me belaying an anonomous climber on the 32nd pitch. This was also the location of our 12th bivouac.

You may be right olyclimber. I remember him following the pitch and being very afraid. "I'm so afraid I'm going to vomit blood" he said.

Thats probably Godzilla, but may be a dinosaur.

Oly, you amaze me with your selflessness. The offer is now 24 PBR's and three 40's of PBR ($1.59 each at albertsons in ellensburg). Come on man, its only one cam.

Here is another shot of the climb. Gyselinck and the crux 89th pitch.

That was so funny. I just spit beer all over myself.

New deal: I'll trade Gyselinck 24 PBR's for a cam of his choice.

I think it is a life saver floatation type device that the guy with the top hat is holding. Although you do need a lot of paper and pain killers after drinking a bunch of that rotgut. But its so damn cheap and historical.

Gyselinck, I'll trade you a cam of your choice for 2 BD picks. What do you think?

Found the hooker near the summit. Apparantly she was left as a rap anchor and slung chockstone style.

Oh. And we pitched the hooker and bag of blow you left up there into the summit lava dome.

The middle was my favorite also. We took the variation at the spot where you guys went left. We went right instead, avoiding the part that looked improbable. We joined your route again past the upper middle part.

Finally got the second ascent of this gem via a major variation. I call the variation,"Oly Licked my girlfriend's shirt while she was in it" Here are the photos. Here Gyselinck and I enjoy the approach, aided by a dinosaur of course. During the second half of the approach, we encountered this climber ready to fight and trying to beat us to the second ascent. Here I am approaching the true false summit, which happened to be an active volcano. The approach now over, we get our first look at the mountain The climb was interesting, but a little boring. About 102 pitches of mostly 5.10+ climbing on volcanic scree. Here is the Lyger riding the true summit Here I am on the summit enjoying a well deserved beer The descent was uneventful and took 14 days. This is what awaited us at the trailhead after the climb.

Lets start a new thread entitled, "people who are going to drive to NM to visit Lyger in the spring" Everyone is invited. Everyone. It will be like ropeup.

I could use one for sure. If by Silver City you mean Seattle.

I saw this wino eating grapes and I was like, dude you have to wait

Suckbm was president of the monarch rum club, thus the projectile vomiting on his and poor gyselinck's pants. A less interesting anecdote: since suckbm yaked on self, he had to climb the next day in long underwear, swim trunks that were meant for my skinny ass, and a rad button up sweater.

He did, but not as much as the hike up to yellowjacket tower the next morning with a half liter of water and four PBR's between all of us. Interesting anecdote: At about 8 or 9am we went to the car and suckbm said, hey craig, I woke up at 4am and found both our pants outside so I brought them in the car.

You know, its a good thing that you didn't lick any clothing earlier in the night. Suckbm (who you didn't meet because he was passed out in a car) threw up on someone i think.

I thought your brownies to be soft and delicious, I thought that longpauses dentist might need some work though.

Longpause, did you make out with Gyselinck and my girlfriend before or after you lost your tooth in that brownie?

i love lamp

Happy bloody birthday craig, if thats what the cake next to your name means.