5: People that print sensless shit, and every piece of email
4: When I go to take a shit in my favorite stall, some jack ass is already in it
3: Outside phone calls from telemarketers trying to sell me refurbished printer cartridges so people from my #5 reason can print more sensless shit
2: Internal Phone Calls, I don't pick up my phone, and no voicemail is left... why the FUCK did you call me if it wasn't important enough to leave a voicemail
and #1
When I don't answer the internal phone call, my cell phone rings immediately after, Of course I don't pick it up because i'm already pissed off from #2, and then they don't leave a message on the cell phone
i think i'm going to go play in the snow