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  1. minx

    Intercourse

    Well, that's understandable. Way to take things into your own hands...or tools, as it were. that was a really nice edit. how is that you know what size batteries "tools" take? got a few of your own? when i take matters into my own hands,as it were, it doesn't involve installing a batteries
  2. minx

    Intercourse

    Like with ice tools and crampons? Wow, you're hardcore. Hopefully no drytooling going on, there. i like to make use of all the possibilities. i wouldn't expect someone who stays home to do laundry and has an earring to understand stick w/your wussy trad and sporto stuff. anybody else think greg's fondness for guns has to do w/compensating for other things?
  3. minx

    Intercourse

    mixed
  4. don't i wish that had been a midol day! that's an easy fix!
  5. yep! no nonsense minx. just tired of gettin shit for something i didn't do. you wouldn't believe the PMs i got over that! frankly, it wouldn't bother me if the whole thing came back.
  6. But a fantasy email exchange with Trask is way over the line and needs prompt moderation. hey....ummmm....veggiebutthead....fuckyou i did not report the post to the moderators. i was quite happy it went away but i did not report it. yeah it was funny....i just didn't appreciate the humor that day for reasons that are none of your fucking business. never said there was anything wrong w/porn.
  7. iaxx
  8. that was a nice scenic pic of a waterfall trask posted yesterday...was there a blonde in it? nothing wrong w/a little pron
  9. the barn in the morning a good glass of barolo newly cleaned leather fresh basil my man's neck after a shower rain in sept wild blackberries!!
  10. In celebration of Barbie's 40th birthday - Mattel has created a Mormon Barbie for those folks in Utah. The most popular, Celestial Barbie, comes with 8.4 children. She wears a mid-calf flower print Laura Ashley dress with conservative flats (no heels), a bow in her flowing, shoulder-length hair with puffy bangs. Barbie wears a permanent smile, knows how to bake bread, store wheat, feed a family of 12 on less than $200 a week, make casseroles and Jell-O salads, and still find time to read her scriptures. She comes with an MAV (Dodge/Ford/Nissan/whatever mini-van, otherwise known as a Mormon Assault Vehicle). When you pull the cord in her back, she becomes emotional, teary and says things like, "You have such a special spirit Sister Jones" or "Love ya." Occasionally you can find one that says "Oh my heck!" but be warned: this is a manufacturer's defect. Celestial Barbie would never say "heck" because it's a swear word! You can buy a Celestial Ken to go with celestial Barbie, but he's hard to find. (Probably because he's off fulfilling some priesthood leadership calling, so he's rarely home.) Bwahahahahahaha!!!! Celestial Ken comes dressed in dark slacks, white shirt, dark tie. Accessories include a backpack, namebadge, mountain bike and white bike helmet. and lives next door to me!
  11. trask- STFU, as usual you have no idea what you're talking about. Just b/c you're a pig whose stuck in the 50s believing women need men to support them, doesn't mean that i am not perfectly capable of taking care of myself quite well financially. That still doesn't mean that everything is about money! Pathetic you see the world that way Now i'm off to go sailing w/my future sugar daddy!
  12. minx

    booty!

    how long ya gonna be there today? i'll be up there sometime around 5.
  13. minx

    Wednesday

    wednesday is the worst day of the week. a meeting filled corporate drudgefest.
  14. true, but is she padding her bank account? I think not. Watch out all you Sugar Daddies. trask it's just not all about the money
  15. TLG's got the tough summer going on!
  16. yeah funny how people like to quote old cliches they know nothing about
  17. iaxx you're in fine form today
  18. trask how many types of coffee drinks did you have to put into the "oracle" before you came up w/that? and since you've never seen me w/ my clothes off, quit calling me minxy. eesh cripes i hate it when i typo
  19. just take one off of your old ladies scab. and he does it again... sorry trasky, erik's gotcha today.
  20. yep! can't help it if erik's funnier than you!
  21. it's not nice to say things like that about your sister
  22. minx

    Hey Greg

    does staying home and doing laundry count as part of the bad boy image?
  23. I've always had great customer service from BD. The one time i've purchased something from BD that i had problems with, they replaced it w/an upgraded model at no charge and i had the replacement in a week.
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