minx

i've been dreaming of the day that dru will give me a booty call but alas, no i'm just getting reemed w/no reach around from work

hey dru...do you have any advice for me while traveling in your homeland?

boniva and geritol are getting expensive. pink asked me to pick up some cialis while i'm there. anyone else need anything?

acck!!!

oooooo!!! please throw porter at me please... wait...you're not on my friends list....i've been hacked!

no i'm sorry, my skype isn't working. i could send you some via facebook or myspace. i'm sure there's an app for that.

i just wanna know why the damn thing over-slept. come on...120,000 years .... thats a lot of time hittin "snooze"

isn't everything on the webtubes now?

conspicuous consumption

i've got six, which one should i use?

it was just epic, everything is an open project, and i'm just glad to be in one piece.

true but i've been waiting for some stud to teach me and PP offered but ya know....

so why weren't you climbing with me?

i always just assumed that pink swallowed. i'm pretty sure that dru does

bored at work today, jake?

that is none of your business!

i suck, i blow, so what?

geez sobo!!! glad it all turned out to be relatively minor!!!

Rob get back to work!!!

i don't climb, kevbone. how many times do i have to say it?

Fuck all y'alls

you can't make me!!!

geezz KKKKK if i'd known you were that haawwwt, i would've been flirting w/you instead of pink ages ago. and no kevbone you are not that popular, i just figured we could get a grand for every K in KKKKK's name

porter you are way to cheap! i was figuring we could easily get $5K

yes kevbone, years. wtf do you want from me??? i sprayed a little now STFU