after discovering that i could buy skin care products and have my soul saved from the same website,i had an epiphany! clearly only god could make that precious combo possible! it's time for me to change! it's time for me to cleanse my soul and buy some wrinkle cream.
i just made it as far as the second list of demons (this stuff's hardwork) After the first list and all those demons, it seems like you'd be about perfect if you got all those demons handled.
....but then there's a second list. now i have questions:
ahab? huh? how is this a demon? they can cure acne? why isn't every pimply faced 14 years old in the bible belt checking this out? is this how the skin care products tie in?
affliction? is this all afflictions or is their one biblical affliction that i should know about?
asmodeus--ruler of lust? now...that sounds like a demon name...this is all starting to make sense now...but how do you get rid of this particular demon? why would you?
damn...clearly, saving my soul is going to require getting answers to a lot of questions. i'm not even through the "A"s yet.