minx

i didn't know you two worked together

Sound like porn names. In fact, so does Dr. Flash Amazing. I think you're in porn. Midget porn, actually. i don't think Dr. doneina"flash" amazing would be a very good porn star.

neither was Doctor Falsh Amazing

don't make me think about that

once you have one ardvark, why would you want another?

what's going on with avatar names: Mxxxx goes from a real name to Kitergal and NOlSe goes from anonymous to John Frieh is it better to be anonymous or known?

that belongs in the "things you used to think were cool" thread

Dick Pound

Clearly, you've taken a fashion grounder on this one. Like the Rolex watch, the Rolls Royce, and the Donald, Dr. Flash Amazing never goes out of style. Over-the-hill ball-gaggers, however... unlike a Chanel, Aston Martin, or French wine, DFA is not a timeless classic

i once knew a second grade teacher named April Showers. two sisters that i once met, sparkle and glitter....that's just wrong

Dr. Flash Amazing

that's OK -- we used to think men under 30 were cool. then we realized how much work it is to train them *where's the whip cracking icon when i need it*

Since I've only 1 other old alias and I don't even know the password for it anymore I can keep perfect track of my one login. Unlike you nerds with multiple aliai. suuuuuuuuuurrrrre just another example of a man not knowing how much he has. on the upside, at least iaXX is underestimating. that's a refreshing change

yes but you'll notice that foreshopping at victoria's secret was only momentary and finished the whole the thing in 6 minutes. no endurance at all

not as much as you wanted another madonna poster.

oh shit! i just got put in my place by a an i-dweeb wearing aviator glasses. i think i better go drown my sorrows in a california cooler.

Just because you pussed out and exited off the highway to the danjazone is no reason to trash this cinematic masterpiece. ooo look at iaXX trying to lay on the smackdown. it's ok. you're just feeling insecure b/c in the 80s you thought those aviator glasses would make you look cool. they didn't and they still don't

strollers should be banned from all retail establishments and there ought to be a mandatory parent to child ratio in those places.

i'm just big boned quit making fun of me. i get help it if i'm large breasted

how'd you know about the photo shop? i just wanted to look a little thinner was the white makeup on my face too much? i thought it would be slimming.

i firmly believe that testing into compliance is OK

where's the 3rd. i think you're underestimating her shopping prowess. she only missed two.

i'm surprised she spent so much time in sears.

wrong--men's clothing

i saw a guy with a tinfoil shower cap on, today. hmmmm