minx

don't call me Man!

ahh yes, i knew we could count on dirty harry

are you saying that a little diesel and a lighter would get rid of that pesky eyesore, gary?

it's simple, it's not spring until it's 45°F in vantage during the day.

dru, thanks for asking. i think it's obvious that rubber duckies produce rubber eggs. however at this time i have no additional comment. i'm still trying to figure out why the easter bunny delivers eggs.

That's a very nice portrait, Rooster. Even if you are a little cocky. it's generally not good to be a little cocky

just a smidge more. sorry i'm not up to date on my marine mammals. afterall i'm just a cow. cocksucker.

damn! i just spit soda all over the place! you know every guy in this board is struggling with some inner conflict right now....two chicks chained together...hot.....but one of thems a manatee..... but are you struggling with it, minx. now *that* whould be hot. oly, i'd love to say yes but i just can't. i'm actually jealous b/c i'm a one woman sort of minx and finding out that it was archie chained to the manatee has just left me devastated.

damn! i just spit soda all over the place! you know every guy in this board is struggling with some inner conflict right now....two chicks chained together...hot.....but one of thems a manatee.....

hey you said you wanted pouty.... i aim to please, i even gave you a pic of me "au natural" what more do you want? knotzen, you're next! lets see a pic!

Some us see the inner beauty. Now pass the pepper and the steak knife. hey heY HEY now! i'm a vegatarian....lets put down the steak knife. i mean ice cream is one thing...i'm ALL about the ice cream but lets just set down the salt and pepper and step off!

thanks--a good support bra keeps them from sagging too much.

i told you, i'm a fat cow. i can't believe you made me post a pic

you know i'm not going to post any pics. you know that i don't want everyone here to find out how much like a troll i look. it'd be hard to be taken serious as a spray moderator if you guys saw pics of my fat, ugly, not hot self. sheesh! that's just self-destruction right there. right now i'm living in fear of an overthrow of my dictatorship by crazy jz as it is! what would i do if i couldn't lord implied sexiness over the male contigent of the board????????

oly it doesn't matter if you're hot or not, you can still be totally lame and not gettin laid. you on the other hand (probably your right one) are soooooooooo hott and super cool that you're doubtless getting ...umm...*laid*... 10 or 12 times an hour.

In order to put an end to this thread: all of you guys are just fucking lame and will never get laid by anyone, climber chica or not. except some of you who are cool but most of you are just friggin wankers when did distel turn into mike layton? is this what living in mongolia will do to you?

you of all people need to ask? you "miss i don't want a commitment, i just want to fuck a rich guy" needs to ask.

You've seen the vids too. Some kinky shit there. We're talking Enumclaw kinky. you've seen the pic of her love child. it explains so much. i'd have to listen to megadeath all the time too.

yer just bitter and negative after having your love child revealed earlier. go back to your cave. i'm sure there's a group hug i could join somewhere. maybe i'll just go read some poetry.

thanks oly, it was your faith in me that has returned me to usual, cheery, overachieving self. is there a field of flowers i could frolick in?

yeah--thanks for nothing. it's ok, i'm back, fully motivated and have resumed my role as one big fucking ray of sunshine

i just spit orange all over my desk. sheeit that's funny.

alright, it might repulsion, not motivation but after that comment, i am no stepping away from the computer.

i want 60 meters and a rope. but there's no 60 meters. just grey skies and drizzle.

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