E-rock

Jon and erik are gay-clubbin' ho's.

Do you swallow?

Sphinx are you like trying to win Trask's attention and favor? Cuz guess what? He probably doesn't care. Stop sucking virtual dick.

Only if you like red-bull and vodka!

Get laid, erik.

All he asks is a coupla bucks for the bolt fund.

No doubting it Erik, you're a mean ass bastard. T-town is making you a mean, bitter man.

The UBB code calls it grlaf. I always figured it was sort of a nervous, vouyeristic, perverted sort of laugh. Like the faces that the fat pervert gun-shop owner is making when Zed is busy laying pipe on his victim in "Pulp Fiction" But some people seem to use it for non-perverted applications. As with erik's use of the English language, it never makes sense to me what grlaf means when he uses it.

Have fun trying to change the world. You loser,homo,liberal, snot-noses. Get some new techniques. Protesting is soooo 1960's.

Why do you guys have to argue over my sexual orientation in public? Oh wait nevermind.

You think it's just that easy, chump? You think you can just dis the DFA and then dismiss the dis with a simple "ah, nevermind"? Izzat whatchoo think, Mister? Well you'd best think again, pal. No, you gone done and fucked with Dr. Flash Amazing, and you're gonna pay for that shit. Oh, boy, are you ever gonna pay. Now, where is this alleged insult so DFA can assess your punishment with his AmazingCo, Inc. Dis Reparations Assessortool 5000 (free with your purchase of any pair of Dr. Flash Amazing brand footwear or any set of AmazingTravel brand luggage)? Pagetop thread. It was a weak dis.

I wasn't.

You punk ass mofo. You never ask me to go anymore and I don't know how to place those things... whatever they're called. I bragged to you about my BIG SEND, though. But you don't even care. Some friend.

The only snaffle I see on this page is the one at the top!

Yo Flash, I dissed you in another thread... ah nevermind. I'm so fucking bored.

YOU FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's the first time a bunch of posts made entirely of emoticons has made me laugh!

Actually, he can't.

What do you mean, did I get it? I can't tell, I'm at 29 posts per page.

Oh shit, I just realized 27 isn't a prime number!

Yup.

Dru, Attitude, Iain, Natty Ice, DFA (though you should be blushing that you're actually mentioned in such company, cheater), and the few random participants who manage to sneak a few in. I have changed my page length to 29 posts, essentially rendoring your brand of internet terrorism obsolete. I encourage all those suffering from the bizzare form of mindless torture to change their page length to a random prime number of your choosing, in order to minimize the actual number of true page-tops that are scored on any individual user.

Hah, good one kitten! My biggest pet peeve is when people say shit like, "I only use my TV to watch videos, oh and the Simpsons". But I only use my TV to watch videos, oh and South Park.