Dr_Flash_Amazing

It all stays in and around the packs in the corner by the closet in the front room. Fortunately, quickdraws take up precious little space. The ropes, for some reason, always get put on the shelving unit in the mud room in back of the house, along with the cooler and assorted other junk. Have a good day, now!

What are you on about, there, mate?

Try the new problems at the PAGETOP rock!

So what turns your crank? Watching some saps suffer out a forced bivy at the lip of a serac under an avalanche-ready cornice, huddled under their rope bag and anchored to a tent stake? Woooo!

Hmm, they must have fixed it. Now then, let's shut the fuck up about this, shall we?

Oops -- you can credit http://www.8a.nu for the misinformation.

Should be working now.

Some [bleedin' Yorkshire] hardman by the name of Matt Birch just gave Slashface (V14 for those keeping score at home) its third ascent, after Chris Sharma and Fred Nicole. Video: http://www.huecorockranch.com/video/Video 5 QT.htm Nice work, Matt!

Hard to say. Plus who knows if the chippers are fully chipped or just enhanced holds? Like the jug before the crux that apparently used to be a bit smaller before a certain CJ enhanced the hell out of it. There is a chipped pocket after the aforementioned jug that one could maybe skip, but the Doctor doesn't remember exactly where the other ones are or what the climbing is like there.

Churning.

Just a few, and one glued-on sidepull thingy.

Your bran just pooped? What? Gross!

You're a witty fella, aren't you? Careful coupling Pope's nom du screen with DFA's; you're liable to incur his Holy Traditional Wrath!

It looks like a positively stellar line. Looks like killer position up around the third or so pitch up on the arete. Who's "A"? Has he chipped ... err, put up any other routes at Smith?

Maybe this Fall. It does look like a good line, and the first pitch is definitely fun. What is it overall, .13b or something?

RuMR, DFA was perusing some ooooold posts on smithrock.com and noticed that you had been eyeballing Five Easy Pieces. Did you ever take a stab at it?

Thanks. The Doctor took one of Muffy's online "How Tu Emoat Wiht Ermoticns" classes, and it really made a difference!

Neither of you has a point, do you?

"You love Gumby, admit it DFA." "NO! IT'S NOT TRUE! IT'S NOT TRUUUE!" You can keep your horrid greasy scoops and slabby smearing!

*searching for the "great fountains of vomit" emoticon*

You're hardcore, AK! You're not going to make him do it in cursive are you? And in pen?!

Suit yourself, beefchubber!

Cheater stix are aid as fuck, bes' belie'dat! Anyway, that route's a fuggin' nightmare, tell you what. Damn slabby knob-grovellin'.