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HAAAAA HA ha aha hahaahahahaha Shit Doc, you kill me... Ducks!!! hahhhahahhahaahh

Don't know... just something I read in the "need a really funny joke thread" so It must be true. Something about Scientists studying jokes....

quote: Originally posted by trask: Not only is the Tonka pileup an impediment, but there's a gaggle of walking baby geese following mother goose southbound in the fast lane. Traffic is fucked to say the least. It would have been funnier with ducks...

A pissed off mean ass 3 legged dog walks in to a bar. The bartender nervously pours the dog a whisky while everyone else clears out. The dog glups down the wisky, and turns to the bartender and says. "I'm looking for the man that shot my paw!"

In a related story: A 5 Tonka truck pile up has I5 backed up from Lake City way all the way to the convention center. Aid units are on the scene. Drivers may want to choose alternate routes.

Its ok now. I explained to the kids and they stopped pointing and laughing. Sometimes all it takes is just a few gentle words and all is better. Now they just point and cry running home to their mommies.....

Two muffins are sitting in an oven and the first muffin looks over at the second and says "Man ... it sure is getting hot in here." and the second muffin looks up and says "Holy Shit! A talking Muffin!!!!!!"

anyone have an opinion on whether the drive to Ski at Schwitezer from Seattle is remotely worth it?

quote: Originally posted by glen: WAIT a second... A strange piece of info has come forth.... Trask has TWO kids?!?! This is very strange in the context of his average post... Geee... I hope he wasn't being sarcastic... So wait... Trask has reproduced..???? or were you being sarcastic?

quote: Originally posted by Dr Flash Amazing: Trask = Damn a nap sounds good all of a sudden....

Had one of those days????

and just put a few little happy clouds... just wherever you want them to live.....

If they did some people would start salivating... Drool on the keyboard... is not a pretty thing

where/how does that form?

quote: Originally posted by iain: I believe the Meteor was simply a compromise in safety by Petzl to get helmets on sport climbers and to get over the apparent dork-factor of the more appropriate head protection out there. I haven't seen the Metor, but I would have thought that deforming foam would better absorb the impact of a catastrophic impact... hmmm... guess I need to see it

I guess all that practice paid off

I went from lurker to wanker with out saying anything usefull... but then again ... I live for the little things... like ....

the Seahawks would be lucky to have Moss... they don't even have real grass....

Mwaaaa ha ah hahhhhhhh!

ahhh.... bleee blee blah? -b

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Here is arescue in progress Hope everyone is ok.

ok.... lets try that again.... ok... this time I really mean it..... cool reading