Mr._Natural

Spicoli, talking on the phone, hits his head with a shoe. Jeff Spicoli: That was my skull!! I'm so wasted! The "five-point plan" Mike Damone: First of all Rat, you never let on how much you like a girl. "Oh, Debbie. Hi." Two, you always call the shots. "Kiss me. You won't regret it." Now three, act like wherever you are, that's the place to be. "Isn't this great?" Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy move. "Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice." And five, now this is the most important, Rat. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV. After Spicoli wrecks Jefferson's car. Jefferson's Brother: My brother's gonna kill us! He's gonna kill us! He's gonna kill you and he's gonna kill me, he's gonna kill us! Jeff Spicoli: Hey man, just be glad I had fast reflexes! Jefferson's Brother: My brother's gonna shit! Jeff Spicoli: Make up your mind, dude, is he gonna shit or is he gonna kill us? Jefferson's Brother: First he's gonna shit, then he's gonna kill us! Jeff Spicoli: Relax, alright? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it. Mr. Hand: What are you, people? On dope? Jeff Spicoli: Those guys are fags.

thats eeerie

I think Erik is about as close to himself on cc.com as he is at PubClub. Of course, you can't smoke weed in a bar, hence the all important safety meeting

WHY ARE YOU IN THE LEFT LANE IF YOU ARE NOT PASSING GODDAMNNNIIT!!!!!!!!!!!!

fejas: swingers

consultant

replying to your own thread is so ghey. ... is so suck pagetop any of the various cavedudisms such as droppping coils and I am going to kill you

obviously: horsecock, snafflehound others: pot vs. kettle, i resemble that remark more?

what is iso? insignificant other?

werd MI represent

i know bobby and i arent the only ones to do time in 'rado, anyone. its like .11 something, helps to turn your head sideways

bobbyperu fuking shit up in eldo

ok but you gotta stop giving the shit away. anyone care to guess?

not local bobby, remember this crankster?

there's a 2nd pitch? is it new?

sup dood. i just got around to scanning all that old shit, been having fun all morning.

nope, slightly more obscure

here ya go dfa, easy.

no its not da toof

yup

this one?

yes

OW, not on burgundy not sure why he doesn't post here anymore.

same route

what about this one. note hightek footware on bobbyperu.