RuMR

is there an equivalent to keeping you off the keyboard? Just wonderin'...that's all...

we should throw bush in there and suspend that dumbshit's habeus corpus...

you'll be rad at that weight... kinda fell off the wagon and ate 3 brownies last night...dammit, the nanny is a rad cook...

he's just pissed cuz kev made him do the dishes and its not his "turn"

oh...look who just stepped out of the closet! Sure enough, it was Minxy's gutter talk about frenchmen that brought you out...

i see trash has been mailing pics of himself to you too! that fat piece of shit won't buzz off...

one of the benefits of an Allbran diet is that its easy to leave a big steamy coil on the back of your fat head...

When we were living in the dorms in college (O'Shag hall) John Logan used to impress the resident muscle-heads by jumping up in the hallway and slapping the overhead concrete beams with his palms. He'd then hang on and do pull ups. That fokker was so strong...he still is...and its Jon not John...

one must wonder how that guy actuall falls off of something!?!? Weak fingers??

clean with my right arm, not so with my left, but its close...i used to be able to several both arms...my suspicion, is that when my weight is down, it'll come back... When you get both shoot some video and post it... I think it would be rad to see especially if you can do each arm without coming off the bar yeah...the funny thing is watching people claim to do them and seeing that little "hop" they do off the ground...damn, the hardest part is trying to break the angle of your arm at the beginning of the pull...

Rob Miller can do multiple one arm pull ups and not rotate into a chin up yeah, well, i like my rotator cuffs in one piece...john gill used to be able to do front levers with a one arm...then he tore his bicep off...

clean with my right arm, not so with my left, but its close...i used to be able to several both arms...my suspicion, is that when my weight is down, it'll come back...

palm in, palm out...technically, with a one arm your body will rotate into a chinup...but john knew that...or maybe not...

bawahahahahaha...careful, he might challenge you to a race...

yes...can you? prolly you can, since 5.13 is run of the mill for you...

well...at least one of us does...don't know about dru though...

with you bringin A along, i'd bump the grade for the two of you to 8 min.; however, you lose points for flirting with French tools...

i'm married and have kids...don't need that anymore... you, on the other hand (errr, pun intended) are canadian and are 3 cm, 3 cm, 3 cm and still not gettin' any...no, dru, despite yours and bob's best hopes, sheep don't count...

sweetie, i tried to let you down carefully...i'm that type of guy...plus, i was banking on you taking me to Paris...that would rate you an automatic 7+

that's why i haven't returned your phone calls

fairyweather, were you born in texass??

well...let's just say the state of Texas has a knack for breeding stupid repugnicans...

hot chicks...one could argue this forever...beauty is in the eye of the beholder... one scale; however, fixes all those discussions... This is the way to judge a potential GF From worst to best on a 1 to 10 scale... 1.) five pounds of make-up, hair done to the nines, nails polished and likely fake, would never in a million years consider climbing as viable foreplay... 2.) four and half pounds of make-up, hair done to the nines, nails polished and likely fake, would never in a thousand years consider climbing as viable foreplay… 3.) four pounds of make-up, hair done to the nines, nails polished and likely real, would never in a hundred years consider climbing as viable foreplay… 4.) three pounds of make-up, hair done to the nines, nails manicured and likely real (no polish), would never in a lifetime consider climbing as viable foreplay… 5.) 2 1/2 pounds of make-up, hair combed and in place, nails manicured, thinks climbing is stupid, but willing to try…thinks climbers are cool, if stupid 6.) 1 pound of make-up, hair combed, nails trimmed, thinks climbing is cool, and willing to try once but doesn't like it…usually fit, gets turned on by climbers 7.) 1/2 pound of make-up, hair combed, nails trimmed, thinks climbing rox! Already climbs, very fit and into other stuff… 8.) No make up, prefers au natural (some windburn a plus), climbs 5.10 consistently, very fit…willing to go somewhere at the drop of a hat…climbing gets her worked up 9.) No make up, prefers au natural (some windburn a plus), climbs 5.12 consistently, very fit…willing to go somewhere at the drop of a hat…climbing is foreplay 10.) kicks my a$$ at climbing, 'nuff said.

Let's see some % body fat measurements I could give a shit about % body fat and your ghey crossfit bullshit... i'm targeting a specific grade of a route by the time i hit 40...after that, i'm gonna go stuff my piehole with yummy, cholesterol/fat laden food and drink some beer and go ski...

sheesh...what would builder think of this thread?