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and will he wear matching jewelry to boot?

Noting earing, likely no fear t-shirt/sticker, and other "bad-boy" paraphenalia (spelling?), gun-toting, you are more talking about "nibbling" vs. biting... MOre like a lil' smokie vs. a Hey, you vertically-challenged little shit, it's 'earrings' plural; get it right if you're going to spew shit. "no fear"??? Fuck that, I believe in fear; it's what keeps you alive sometimes. No paraphenalia, just the most genuine me I can be bro. I noticed you didn't quibble w/ the "lil' smokie" comment! Oh...and earringS? HAHAHAHDORK...do you have extras to match your outfits? How cute...

Noting earing, likely no fear t-shirt/sticker, and other "bad-boy" paraphenalia (spelling?), gun-toting, you are more talking about "nibbling" vs. biting... MOre like a lil' smokie vs. a

Hey guys...let's stay civil!

YO NS...why don't you come up too?

YO NS...why don't you come up too?

I'll just amputate your finger at the trailhead...problem solved...

P H U C K I N G W E A K A S S - S A L L Y!!!!!!!! go get a manicure, pansy....

Dead man Fence!! Dead man...I won't kill you...i'll have greg do it after he's done w/ his laundry...he's armed to the teeth, dontchaknow??? TLG....you are right, its better to get someone else to do it!!

Sounds like sex...wazzit good?

You forgot a period or exclamation point to end that sentence properly, young lady. Grade: B-/C+

yes

Stop it...you're killing me!

da more da merrier!!! shoot we could turn this into a real pub club!

expound? or expand?

I can't help it if dfa got all excited w/ his vivid imagination and spooged himself can I????

Listen to yer voice mail...

That cuz they don't "spray(s) to the mags about their accomplishments..." HAHAHA Hey...make it up to si on thursday... we should hit pizza in north bend afterwards!

You know erik...The three i quoted pretty much bust ass at everything... Orr redpointed some solid stuff (cracks etc.) up at Index, and i've personally seen him onsight .12 cracks at Squish (so that would be .10+ at index, hahahaha dru) Erik competes on world cup ice, onsights v10/11 boulder problems, sends v12 in a couple of tries, cranks hard trad at the gunks and flashes .13b as well as redpointing .14 b... Only thing missing from their resumes is mountain/alpine stuff...but i'd think they'd do fine as well...we are basically talking olympic/top college level athletes...Shit, Orr was on the US team for cycling... Oh, and CP is a crankster as well...but he's been gone for awhile...

Shut your fucking mouth, chuck, before I give you the "Cavey" treatment./ Get the fuck off our thread. Oh, RumR, I'm there and bringing newbie friends. Let's work out all the details on this thread just to piss off Chuck. If he shows, he'll probably get a rap on the beezer. JGowans, you coming? NO kilts, you pansy. Bring the wife, I find it hard to believe someone would chain themselves to your ass; I need proof. Have you been to Si before? We will be up at ww1...not a whole lotta ez stuff there, but there is some...also down on lower walls, there are pretty good routes that are ez face climbs...PM me for details... Quit reading this thread chuck! HAHAHAHA Is the sheep herder coming up??? BAH BAH BAH???

Dude...he's been gone for a while now (4-5 years?)...back to capetown...he would qualify as bad-O...Kubiak would qualify as bad-O...and Mike Orr was up there too...couple of strong folks via Stonegardens, but in general, wa. is NOT the center of the climbing world...

and tree climbing signifies a goat f'er!!!

sloe children a chimney? Not really...

Nothing that a few copperheads, hooks and pitons could deal with . . . .

Ummm, dude. This is satire. Well written, too. Perhaps...perhaps not...if so, hahaha, if not then