RuMR

my wife is toothless... Don't you mean a No. 2 pencil, hence your nickname "Pencildick"??

"Wouldn't that be kinda hard to say with my in your mouth? " No...it wouldn't NOLSe...word on the street is that you're hung like a tic tac...

How do you rip something on a fist crack? Plus, i never scrape up anything above my waist in offwidths...its just my pants that get worked...am i climbing them wrong? do i need to add more "thrutch" to get up them???????

and this has stopped you when???

for picnicking and walks in the countryside and frollicking along the beach...

what a bitch!!! Like what does she care what you're gonna do at home!!! SHEESH...

he wouldn't sell you the goat? That ba$tard!!!

hmmm...i wouldn't recommend that!

the problem with cole is he's basically homeless and therefore a bitch to get ahold of...There are usually a couple of guys in the redmond gym who know of his last whereabouts. Also, i noticed a bunch of relatively (within a month) of cole boulder problems up, so he's been there routesetting recently...

you can usually track him down through the redmond vw gym...

L E A V I T A T I O N... trick is figuring out what the particular stack is...you can actually feel as "locked" in as a hand jam... ...and then "locking" your lower leg, you can let go both hands and chill completely out... offwidths require patience...just tell yourself "there is no real way to fall outta this thing"...and then keep chuggin away...

ok...truth be told, i don't know who prompted the mod...i'll rescind my remarks...

oh...and don't whine to the mods about Pandora, if you're just "funnin'"!

I'm just saying that i suck at offwidths, but then again, so do you... Unless you are onsighting low 12 offwidths (i'm not), you suck at offwidths...

does your gf ever get pissed about you and your locker-room talking on the internet about her? Funny thing, the last time i started ripping on you about this i got a pm from a mod telling me to back off of Pandora...but then you keep throwing the subject/her into the fire????? oh...and the offwidth climbing? I suck at them cuz they are just too plain far to walk to...and the gyms don't have any

OMFG!!! NOw that's funny!!!! the opposite of a "girth pillar" if you ask me!!! ROLLINGONTHEFLOOR!!!! I wonder if she found Trask's neutrino down there?????

i dunno...i think NOLSe takes the cake...that thread killz me everytime i read it...

ok...replace PorkythePig w/ Dumbo (aka NOLSe)...

and there'd be PorkythePig (aka NOLSe) pullin up the rear....

is that in renton???

...that would be for "loser", right? just kiddin'!

yeah...but the 5.9 part rules you out! D00d! I stand a better chance then getting to the top then you! Its multipitch...! You'd pump out from actually having to climb for more than 35 m. i'm more worried about the approach from the parking lot, i hear its on the other side of the Disneyland, that'd be epic approachment for me... multipitch...hahahaha, that rules you out since you can't get past the first pitch... But, hey...i heard that the donald duck/goofy duo left four neutrino's at the summit for ya! So there's some inspiration...get on it!!

yeah...but the 5.9 part rules you out!

Frank H. has his contact info...

yeah they do...they wouldn't let me and my goat join...now hand it over BIZATCH!!!