well...let me explain... 
  
Dufus say:  My butt itch 
  
Smartguy think:  Hmmm...must be stuck on his v0-, moss ridden, slug-infested sit start, causing his over used fat ass to itch uncontrollably... 
  
Smartguy say:  Did dufus get feet off ground yet? 
  
Dufus say:  DUH... 
  
Any questions, dufus?  
  
--Smartguy 
  
Now wander off to your wittle pebbles so you can CRUSH them, you bad ass, you!