well...let me explain...
Dufus say: My butt itch
Smartguy think: Hmmm...must be stuck on his v0-, moss ridden, slug-infested sit start, causing his over used fat ass to itch uncontrollably...
Smartguy say: Did dufus get feet off ground yet?
Dufus say: DUH...
Any questions, dufus?
--Smartguy
Now wander off to your wittle pebbles so you can CRUSH them, you bad ass, you!