ok 3 midgets are standing in front of the guiness book of world records building...on e of them says "hey i think i may have the smallest hands in teh world!" his buddies enourage him to go up and find out. 20 minutes later he comes down " i did it i hav the smallest hands in teh world!" another midget jealous looks at his feet and says "yannow i think i have the smallest feet in the world" his friends encourage him to give it a go...20 minutes later he comes down. "i have the samllest feet in the world...teh third midget not wanting to be alone on this starts to think and gets an idea. he look down his pants and smiles and his buddies nod "go for it". he goes up and 20 minutes later comes down "who the fuck is this dru brayshaw guy!?!?!"
[ 09-13-2002, 08:45 AM: Message edited by: Fence Sitter ]