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Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, “Olive or twist? ..crickets chirping....a dog barks...

A man walks into a bar with a duck on his head. The bartender says, "May I help you, sir?" The duck says, "Yeah. Help me get this human out of my ass."

A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can. The bartender says, "Dang, why are you drinking so fast?" The guy says, "You would be drinking fast if you had what I had." The bartender says, "What do you have?" The guy says, "75 cents."

hey a picture of Dru.

a horse walks into a bar. "why the long face?" asks the bartender.

why don't you rip your purple loincloth for me like you just did for pirate simmons? we never talk.

should be plenty of room in the crawlspace now that he's turned "miss shockka" into lambchops.

ice scream!

it's only greg_w's worst nightmare

lil' slow on the manboob draw fence

falsies? that's 100% genuine manboob

the fair rocks (at least it used to) too bad I don't remember a lot of it!

one simmons'ophile in the house

let's see what we can do here...

world class work there

and the decorative swans out front don't count

this is true.

Tell that to the folks in Veneta, Oregon this weekend...

speaking of smith it is likely I will be there this weekend if anyone would like to join up. otherwise it's time for the annual mt.wash/tfj chossfestival run for fun.

don't people pay cash already just to be in your presence?

trask could be hauled up lower nine gallon and drop coils in the last bucket

sweet, we could all line up on that wooden railing with brews and scream stuff at you and throw things. you'd enjoy a constant drunken barrage of "you suck" and tomatoes and stuff.

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