Greg_W

for like the 50 zillionth time, YOU CAN'T TELL PEOPLE'S TONES AND ATTITUDE FROM READING WHAT THEY WRITE ON THE FUCKING COMPUTER. How do you know what Bone's tone and attitude was unless you actually talked to him in person? ITs easy to be misconstrued - but you should know that. She's a liberal, Pete, she knows EVERYTHING!!!

A friend and I were going to ski the Muir Snowfield tomorrow (Thursday) and he just bailed on me last night. Does anyone want to head up there? I've never been and was sort of going along for the ride, so I'd feel better with a partner to chum with. PM me, or e-mail me at gwall@constructivision.com; call my cell: 206.423.0439 Greg W

Whilst hanging out on Careno Crag on Saturday, we saw some big-ass birds soaring overhead. At first I thought they were hawks, but then I wasn't too sure. I know there are tons of kinds of hawks, but this bird was slightly different. It was definitely a bird of prey with a mainly brown body and wings with white splotches. The head was small and reddish. Could this be some sort of condor? I figured Condor Buttress got its name from something, but what the hell do I know (that's rhetorical assholes). Anyway, curiosity is killing this cat. Can anyone help? Greg W

Is that what you call the homeless children you feed near your house now? You are one sick demented fuck.

And I'll be glad I have my Mag Lite in hand to leave you a message on the hood in Morse Code. hehehe

Hey gun shooter. Does "manlove" include nipple clamps? Yes. But you have to give advance notice for those. You know you have to call up Trask and ask to borrow them and all. And sometimes he's using them so... THAT IS SOO GROSS THAT YOU BORROW IMPLEMENTS OF TRASK LOVE.... EWE DONT KNOW WHERE THEY HAVE BEEN? EWE just nailed it, bro

Hey gun shooter. Does "manlove" include nipple clamps? Yes. But you have to give advance notice for those. You know you have to call up Trask and ask to borrow them and all. And sometimes he's using them so... Just the cleanup on Trask's nipple clamps takes several hours...or so Minx told me.

Greg, thank you very much, you son of a llama's ass. And no, it's for a '65 Lincoln Continental convertible. I thought fuzzy dice were standard gear for the rear view on a '65 Continental? Is that the one with the suicide doors or is that earlier? I know JFK was shot in a '62 (?) with suicide doors; man, I'd love one of those. Preferably with bulletholes in the seats. hehehe

I tried that, but all you wanted to do was give me the "manlove" treatment. Well you said you wanted a "happy ending" True. I guess I should be a little clearer in the future.

I tried that, but all you wanted to do was give me the "manlove" treatment.

Check with Lambone, he used some in the Valley (that's Yosemite for you sport-wanks) last spring. Are you looking for new rear-view mirror ornamentation for your 1972 Chevy Impala or something? Oh, this message wouldn't be complete if I didn't say "Fuck off" to DFA, so "FUCK OFF".

I think this is a B.Y.O.C.B. (Bring your own cabana boy) picnic.

so you're saying someone else is going to have to bring the lemon grass? yes, minxy, bring your own lemon grass; preferably woven into a skirt. Do you hula?

I echo Shitkowski's sentiments. Despite the 33 Mouneachothers there for the basic course, led by our very own closet-Mountie TOAST, the Icicle was pretty quiet. Some bitchin' climbing ensued and fun was had by all.

but you do order that liquid shit popualrly known as hefewiezen. Probably with a twist of lemon, too. C'est tres gauche.

no no i am a lesbian trapped in a man's body!!! So THAT'S what you were for Halloween, now I get it.

Has Allison assumed your identity or something, Matt? hahaha

homo! Just as long as he keeps his 'erectus' to himself

Just flipping you shit, beer-stealer!

Just chugging cock now, Ben? hehehe.

Okay. Let's try and get a rough count by Monday, so I can start de-thawing. I'll confirm I can make it.

Hey, if I can make it I'd be willing to provide organic, homegrown beef burgers if someone will supply the grill and shit. Just need to know when, so I can figure the scheduli and an idea of how many people will show, or at least how many non-veggie burger eatin', tofu-lovin', lemon-grass shake drinkin' vegetarian tree-hugger types there will be.

i get my meds from the liquor store. The Government owns the liquor stores. You've probably already swallowed several tracking microchips; you are compromised. Your only hope is for Trask and I to track down your minority report and expose the plot.

Erik, I'm an independent performance ARTIST. I am free to perform at whimsy. You're just trying to flatter me into belaying you on some sick offwidth munge climb, aren't ya?

I hear ya. A travel mug may help with this. Also, DO NOT take your cup in if you are utilizing a bidet afterwards; too much splashing potential.