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  1. ivan

    festivus in february

    short socks
  2. ivan

    festivus in february

    capris
  3. ivan

    festivus in february

    robert's rules of fucking order
  4. ivan

    festivus in february

    the dewey-decimal system
  5. ivan

    festivus in february

    the color purple
  6. ivan

    festivus in february

    the road less traveled
  7. ivan

    festivus in february

    substandard film adaptations of excellent novels
  8. ivan

    festivus in february

    the old kind of postage stamps that required fellatio before affixing
  9. ivan

    festivus in february

    the fell hand of fleet death
  10. ivan

    festivus in february

    most of punxsutawney phil's prognostications
  11. ivan

    festivus in february

    daddy long legs
  12. ivan

    festivus in february

    cinnamon flavored dental floss
  13. ivan

    festivus in february

    flat toothpicks
  14. ivan

    festivus in february

    knee-high grass
  15. ivan

    festivus in february

    homes that don't honor the sensible edicts of feng shui
  16. ivan

    festivus in february

    alex fucking tribec
  17. ivan

    festivus in february

    wood that's been painted brown
  18. ivan

    festivus in february

    dirty dishes in the fucking sink
  19. ivan

    festivus in february

    shrimp w/ the tails still on
  20. ivan

    festivus in february

    renticulated anythings
  21. ivan

    festivus in february

    radishes
  22. ivan

    festivus in february

    rashes
  23. ivan

    festivus in february

    high school girlfriends
  24. ivan

    festivus in february

    people prone to use exclamation marks!
  25. ivan

    festivus in february

    julia fucking childs
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