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  1. ivan

    festivus in february

    forgetting the past despite every reason a sane person would want to
  2. ivan

    festivus in february

    people who don't properly appreciate billy joel, warts n' all
  3. ivan

    festivus in february

    the mordantly mendacious
  4. ivan

    festivus in february

    cursive
  5. ivan

    festivus in february

    people who can't grok why taco's version of "putting on the ritz" is pure tits
  6. ivan

    festivus in february

    corporate cocksuckers
  7. ivan

    festivus in february

    coolers w/o stopcocks
  8. ivan

    festivus in february

    the world w/o bob marley
  9. ivan

    festivus in february

    bathrooms w/o high-powered fans
  10. ivan

    festivus in february

    the paperless office
  11. ivan

    festivus in february

    the illustrious illiterate
  12. ivan

    festivus in february

    sharts
  13. ivan

    festivus in february

    listservs
  14. ivan

    festivus in february

    dial up modems
  15. ivan

    festivus in february

    dot matrix printers
  16. ivan

    festivus in february

    usb ports
  17. ivan

    festivus in february

    tufts of dog hair drifting across my floor
  18. ivan

    festivus in february

    regular idiotic terrorism
  19. ivan

    festivus in february

    radical islamic terrorism
  20. ivan

    festivus in february

    tic-tock-tic-tock in the still of the morning
  21. ivan

    festivus in february

    actual ticks
  22. ivan

    festivus in february

    facial tics
  23. ivan

    festivus in february

    the end of the apollo program
  24. ivan

    festivus in february

    the fourth estate
  25. ivan

    festivus in february

    park benches you can't lay down on
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