ivan

fucking birthday balloons

rain after snow

sweet jesus larry, you oughta be able to fill 10 pages all by yer lonesome - get to it, eh?

i think i speak on behalf of the tribe when i say - bastard try to stay away from the zika, eh? yer brain was too tiny already...

spray's been a bit deficient these past few years, thought i'd see what i could do to bring it back feel free to make a contribution, eh? what pisses you off these days? - here's one for me at this exact moment: contact dermatitis from fuck-knows what, though apparently for months now i keep messing with it

ill-tempered swedish terrorists

the tea massacre

people who eat sushi w/ chopsticks

crawfish

rated-g war movies

the firth of forth

people who use the word "holistic"

esperanto

most any movie longer than 90 minutes

the belief that journalism can ever be free of bias

convenient epiphanies

pancakes

anarchic autocrats

being caught in flagrante delicto

coutius interuptus

tinea cruris

the price differential between the various colors of peppers

the relentless passage of time

nostalgia

the penny