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  1. ivan

    festivus in february

    leap years
  2. ivan

    festivus in february

    unutterable assonance
  3. ivan

    festivus in february

    attached earlobes
  4. ivan

    festivus in february

    penis allegories
  5. ivan

    festivus in february

    peanut allergies
  6. ivan

    festivus in february

    puckish prissy li'l phucks
  7. ivan

    festivus in february

    what the fuck, goddammit, i neeeeed my washington generals!?!
  8. ivan

    festivus in february

    Flies on a Log flies on whores...and ethiopian babies' eyes Former Drone operators ranking highest with PTSD :kisss: ptsd in place of the simpler shell shock
  9. ivan

    festivus in february

    the final stages of frogger
  10. ivan

    festivus in february

    broken reeds w/o red-winged blackbirds
  11. ivan

    festivus in february

    jeffrey fucking-i'm-as-queer-as-phuck beauregard sessions III's take on the fucking herbal question sad.
  12. more like the leaning tower really, just taller and w/ no killer ledge... an easier walk off at least
  13. ivan

    festivus in february

    Flies on a Log flies on whores...and ethiopian babies' eyes
  14. ivan

    festivus in february

    ... Lactation? contumely and conspicuous public lactation
  15. ivan

    festivus in february

    People who want you to watch their dog(s) for a few weeks. people who won't let you eat their dogs when they die
  16. ivan

    festivus in february

    Reptiles. might not go that far BUT verily invertebrates are a no-brainer
  17. ivan

    festivus in february

    Ping Pong too far, old man, too far
  18. ivan

    festivus in february

    brown dwarfs
  19. ivan

    festivus in february

    the inclusion of indigo in the spectrum of light
  20. ivan

    festivus in february

    preparations a-g
  21. ivan

    festivus in february

    new york accents
  22. ivan

    festivus in february

    all the things that sap and impurify our precious bodily fluids
  23. ivan

    festivus in february

    nutritional information on water bottles
  24. ivan

    festivus in february

    marat a martyr in his mangy fucking man-tub
  25. ivan

    festivus in february

    the fucking complete abject failure to bring canada to heel, 1812-1815
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