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  1. ivan

    festivus in february

    buckwheat's curl
  2. ivan

    festivus in february

    unintentional and/or incongrous irony
  3. ivan

    festivus in february

    raaaaaaaaaaaain on yeeeeeeer wedding day
  4. ivan

    festivus in february

    the east india trading company
  5. ivan

    festivus in february

    you sunk my fucking battleship
  6. ivan

    festivus in february

    a1 that's been turned into c3 w/o warning
  7. ivan

    festivus in february

    bolting arguments
  8. ivan

    festivus in february

    the seatbelt forever jamming in the cardoor, leaving the lights on all night and me w/ jumper-cables the next morning in the pouring rain
  9. ivan

    festivus in february

    earl fucking grey tea
  10. ivan

    festivus in february

    beach volleyball w/o camel-toe
  11. ivan

    festivus in february

    hockey w/o fighting
  12. ivan

    festivus in february

    softball over baseball
  13. ivan

    festivus in february

    how could i have forgotten to add the noder until pg 13?
  14. ivan

    festivus in february

    all them bitter bastards that once posted but have fuckered off to facebook for their racist/retard/retrograde ramblings
  15. ivan

    festivus in february

    i seem to recall you settled the matter once n' for all in just a few years
  16. ivan

    festivus in february

    people who don't appreciate/can't deal w/ traffic circles
  17. ivan

    festivus in february

    dues ex machina
  18. ivan

    festivus in february

    cryptical envelopment and feedback
  19. ivan

    festivus in february

    feminine mysteries
  20. ivan

    festivus in february

    male water moles
  21. ivan

    festivus in february

    loofahs 4 krist's sake
  22. ivan

    festivus in february

    the dark side of the moon
  23. ivan

    festivus in february

    texan presidents
  24. ivan

    festivus in february

    fire ants
  25. ivan

    festivus in february

    kudzu
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