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  1. the national league wins in a clean sweep tonight! good sign for obama in this hour of darkness?
  2. ivan

    Sarah's a Racist?

    hate fuck. such a sweet guy. but it's the "other guy" who is a misogynist - of course hate-fuck is gender neutral. known more than a few chicks to engage in it... it's got an urban-dictionary entry n' everythign, including a beyotch-based usage http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hatefuck
  3. ivan

    Sarah's a Racist?

    hate fuck. such a sweet guy. but it's the "other guy" who is a misogynist - of course hate-fuck is gender neutral. known more than a few chicks to engage in it...
  4. fukit! you walk up to the hogsback and, even if you chicken-out, you've had a great experience - top it out and it's all gravy - to put it all in perspective, i summited my first time only to be greeted by a 12 year old girl n'her dad
  5. 10/27 - fahq'n boatloads of sodden beatards at the bacon-wand this morning - arrived early w/ beacon ben n' got in a half-jerk-off lap, up the corner to young warriors where we ran out of time and had to rap to make the what-have-you - mega-serious terra-forming followed by grilled flap-jacks n' the like - facile conversations w/ fresh-faced chicas, veggie burgers n' fear of the incessant damp pouring down all about the half-frozen a-frame - a half-pack sucked down w/ a half-rack of half-decent beer - ambulations in the awe-inspiring great goddamn deluge - a work party overdue, damn near likely dead - drinks in their honor and some spare parts found rattling around - the day dead and done and i alone cast off to cavort on home through sheets of sleazy cheese n' easy wine
  6. ivan

    Sarah's a Racist?

    def. hotter than hillary agreed. sarah's the arche-type example of the hate-fuck.
  7. ivan

    Beer

    beer makes you fucking blow-ass, burgundy on the other hand...
  8. ehh, what can you say about meat-popsicles? we don't change that much. shit, is there that much difference between modern china's goverment and that of huangdi?
  9. speaking of crazy viet-nam movies, my 6 year old can recite a (mildly redacted) "apocalypse now" quote: "we train young men to drop fire on people, yet their commanders won't let them write the word "fork" on their airplanes! and why?!? b/c it's obscene!"
  10. ain't even gotta watch it to know the next line: "we all gotta die sometime, red"
  11. and thus, no matter the president, pretty much 4 more years of the exact same bullshit
  12. foreign agitator!!! i predict a major shakeup in the OSPI
  13. byob?
  14. insider info! start buying shares of bill maher, john stewart n' stephen colbert!!!
  15. nonsense! you can write in anyone you want! why, only last night, i voted for myself for washington superintendent of public instruction - keep hope alive!
  16. will be out w/ ben for pre-work rain-soaked lap if'n anybody wants to hop on the post-dawn crazy train
  17. keeper sling on leg = genius
  18. ivan

    Flip/flop

    that's a good'un - you get that from biden?
  19. i don't know, but i would Terminate it w/ eXtreme Prejudice!
  20. BIAS ALERT!!!
  21. from today: http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2012/10/25/14698079-500000-payment-to-failed-charter-school-principal-sparks-outrage?lite
  22. what can i say, i spend most days around a lot of negative role-models nice jorb there plaid-man
  23. stayed up waaaaay past my bedtime n' regretting it today
  24. bump!
  25. a true multi-purpose tool - oughta be right handy when the zombie apocalypse comes
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