jordop

Jesus Dru, you get dumped on the Holodeck again or something? Combining and synthesizing a pretty shitty year (with oddly enough, some funny moments) into one piece was pretty cool and you are just fucking bitter that the only camera crew that tracked you down was after you won the Chilliwack Dungeons and Dragons Marathon And Mike, "The Saint"? don't you think you're romanticizing and revising the past, when you weren't so poor and had working feet. Try to remember the other reasons why you left for Vegas

they stopped making them 5 months ago i got a closet full

NF Luna?

Is that Aragorn?????

skier's thumb. I got two of 'em Both from bad daffys

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I do believe your grusome drusome visage has soiled its flanks

Looks like a full on mixed route on this thing. Though that is sorta like looking at any blank cliff and saying "there's a 5.15 up there"

Nice catch, Jordop!

Tho maybe not given that the larger lobe always protrudes farther into the crack . . . any enginshmeers out there

Hmm, the stem is always closer to the larger lobes, any shifting around is gonna pivot on the smaller lobes methinks. Better buy some new shoes for those babies while you're at it, cuase they're gonna do some walkin

Hence the highest rate of STDs in BC, if I am not mistaken...

i'm in. there'd need to be beer. maybe the room upstairs at the Howe Sound Brew Pub? any other suggestions? also, while that's OK for Vancouver/Squamish/ Whistler folk, it's a ways to go from Bellingham and Seattle. comments? cheers, A big vote for this; allows for some emergency skiing or even *rock* climbing if this Tropical Punch weather continues

buy Layton's shit now before it becomes collector's items

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Although ... this is nice

And I seriously doubt you're skimming sales off this guys target customer base:

"Take! I said TAKE!!!!!"

youre the only two who can't see the stars. Evryone else sees em

Fuck bring back the fukin anus bleedin cloud

Why you keep me testing, keep me t ASS king

That's a good idea, DDDDOOOONNNNN?

Pbbt, I thought you actually were going to try before you failed

Actually no, I had some help. And it did take a while. I gotta be honest. Still, you should no know that you can't get away with bullshit like this in the future