Necronomicon

Yeah, dog!! G-Money!

Here's Ursula_Needledick with the rest of his apologist companions, five petite Napoleans, and thirty losers so pathetic that Gumby would slash his own green wrists and spill out his own green blood if he knew how his good name was being maligned, enjoying a quiet day of solitude at a low angled heap of mung unworthy of remaining a natural area. Can you spot them all?

MOUNTIE! DIRTY MOUNTIE!!! I've seen you and your staggering ilk, crushed under bizzarely huge packs, exhausted, soaked to the bone from sweating all day under your Penta-ply goretex, and, most offensively, with your gaiters tangled uselessly around your ankles, sideways, tripping over your broken home-made stirrups, covered in pine needles. YOU SUCK!!

Seriously, though, this shit is fucking pathetic. All of you apologists, with your "Come on guys, it's OK. Everyone has to start out somewhere" attitudes are closet mounties, with your shorts on over your polypro. These people are losers, and the instructors pretending to pass on their "knowledge" are even worse.

Look at how dirty his socks are going to get! And the instructor isn't wearing gaitors either!!!

"GUN IT!! IT'S ALL YOU!!!"

Killer technique. Seriously. Killer.

Another apologist. Weak. yeah and necro you can bite me When?

Another apologist. Weak.

Careful! CAREFUL!!!!

What are they holding in their hands? What are those strange objects?

Into bed with my wife. MEOW!!!

Is this MattP? Should I be making fun of him? Or is that too cruel?

My first rappel was overhanging. You sound like a Mountaineers apologist. This shit is freaking ridiculus. If you need a course to figure out how to walk on a rock, you should stay indoors.

Why aren't they RAPELLING!!!!! THEY'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!

Look how dirty his socks are going to get!!! He's putting everyone elses live's at risk!!!

Who's the dude without the helmet!!!! He's putting everyone elses lives at risk!!!!

At least their socks are staying clean.

Funny, I don't recognize any of these people as someone I may have run into in the mountains. Hmmm...

Hubba hubba!! It's a shame she's a filthy french sub-human, though.

There is so much beauty in nature...

Much better.

necrophilia is some sick shit. whatever floats yer boat. I lose, you win...

Where are all the fireworks today? Not a single death threat PM!! Weak...

thats a heavy stone you carry. sucks to be you. You make me laugh, little man. Did your mom get a chance to wipe my seed from her groin before it turned the flour into cement?