CleeshterFeeshter

A,D,C,C,C,B,D

Forgot to metion that I have tried the yo-yoes/screamers but that doesnt seem to help

New to this thread but I seem to have the same problem as johnny except on the ice. I can not seem to get used to falling on stubbies in bad ice and wonder how to get over that problem. Anyone have suggestions?

Is the "Hammering Man" whom is dressed all in black, in front of the Seattle Art Museum, an Amerikan Taliban? Just Wondering

Does REI carry ButtFurr?

Alrighty, $10.13 will get me that year 2000 "Women of Sport Climbing" Calendar.

I have implanted the chip. I now understand and will soon buy a new SUV that defines me best as a person. I will also start sport climbing and learn to clip bolts. This will help me be a better person.

This one time at Bandcamp, I ummm- what the fuk?

Dennis Hopper to Kyle McLaughlin (in Blue Velvet) What Kind of Beer do you drink son?Kyle: Heinekin! Hopper: Fuck That Shit!!! PBR! Drunken Climbers and Hopper's character - I now see the connection

Loaned a pack to "Smelly Bob" in Everett whilst doing glacier peak back in 93. Smelly bob was brewing some home brew porter crap in his bathtub so he had not taken a shower in a month or more. Stank would not exit from the straps and hip belt. Washed the pack. Industrial Ozoned it. Let it air out for a couple of months outside. 9 years later and that pack still is rank from the Smell.

Erik, I admit I have been disturbed this winter. Only been out on the ice 2x. Banks apparently has not formed and was planning on that trip to balance the industrial angst. Tired of the Utah Ice. Gotta drive from Boyzee to get anywhere but here. Send me the frapp coupon and I will drink the caffeine laden elixir of productivity. The following a a real and true "no shit" conspiracy story that ties in Bush Sr- me-and this forum. I attended USMA (West Point 89) and dated this nice looking blond girl in 1986. She lived in Tarryton,NY and worked at the Marriott Hotel in White Plains,NY. White Plains is the home of many large Corps (IBM,Xerox, etc). Anyway, this is a nice Marriott with a very upscale restaurant inside. VP Bush and Haig were staying there for a publican fundraiser.VP Bush is drunk off his ass trying to get my then 21 yr old girlfriend up to his VP suite. He spent 2 hours trying to get her up there and then sent the SS down to work her. She was fortunately smarter, younger, and much better looking than Paula Jones and Monica. The Bushes make JFK look like amatuer night.

Erik, Thats right brutha. I sitz here in a cube(window office actually) and destroy from within. The last insurance company I worked for; I provided the info to a local personal injury attorney that started a class action/ bad faith against that company. Do not hide behind your authority as the Nazi death camp guards did ( I was only taking orders from above mentality ). The social conscience begins with the sovereign individual. If you have never seen the color blue- how do you know what it looks like. Likewise, I have seen the evil of Amerika and reject it's mindset. Enlightenment is a circuitous path that may take the way of John Walker/sitting in a cube for 10 years/ or being a climbing bum. I really am full of love in a bipolar sort of way.

Special Ed- or is that Special Olympics?I know that your brain hurts right now. I do not want to sound all "Matrix" on you,however, you do need to accept the fact that we are mainly worker bees and tools of the Great Satan. To dimiss my ideas as "go hang out with Ted" is the intellectual equivalent of you being the Osama Bin Laden of this forum. The Amerikan language is too colorful to use a metaphorical toxic blizzard of an insult like that. - I wear black wool to show my solidarity with the Taliban.

Are you saying we should destroy the ballot box because it is weaker than the bullet? - That is correct- The south attempted to cede from Amerika and was brought back in line by the bullet. The ballot box was invented for you NFL watchin, Budweiser Drinkin, Starbucks Sippin types. Accept your indoctrination and assume the position!

Specialed- I hear ya! However, no one has ever denied that he is commited to his cause of ejecting the oil sucking infidels out of Saudia Arabia. A couple of more 9/11 type of hits on Amerika and the people will awaken to their SUV slavery. Oil is obviously the achilles heel of Amerika. Our dependence on oil will lead us into an economic "NAM" and we will exit the Middle East and expel the Texans from Amerika once and for all. I just seek a Utopia of aesthetics and free love with the Bush daughters.

Energy Conservation- yeah riiiight!Vote the Demopublicans out-- sure- yeaah! Those advocating that my position is bankrupt need a clue. Has anyone in this forum ever heard of the "Western Fuels Association" ?- didnt think so! They are a $400 million PAC in Washington composed of the major oil companies (The Gore Family has huge stock holdings in Oxy Petro), The Enrons, The Peabody Coal Companies, Blah-Blah-Blah. The last election cycle(local/state/National) cost approx 3.2 billion dollars. Think about it. The WFA provided nearly 12% of the campaign financing out there in some form. We did not throw the Brits out in 1776 with protests and the ballot. As long as you dumb asses have your Cheetos, WWF "rasslin" , and your SUV's; then we will never rid ourselves of the enemy within. Accept your slavery! Accept and embrace your indoctrination! However, some of us will always know that the bullet is stronger than the ballot.

That "W" stands for whore. Too bad Osama was not successful and hit Cheney and Bush on the 11th. Being a good "Patriot" works both ways. To defend the constitution from enemies both alien and domestic. There is a good, albeit highly conspiritorial, article on www.enronx.com (ex enron employees website) that ties the 9/11 attack to Cheney- Unocal- Enron-The Talibans refusal to allow a Unocal pipeline from Uzbekistan across Afghanistan to Pakistan. Conspiracy theorists will love it- it does make you wonder especially with the whore that Bush is well known to be.

Sheeeit- Gotta get my 2 cents in there. Also do not miss "Too Cold Too Fire" - one of the most unique ice climbs anywhere - Clod got da aidz in hiz brane and his lungz gonna splode. Sheeit. Cody had 293 named climbs form up last year and probably that many right now. Aaron at WWW.ColdFear.Com will give you the skinny on the conditions- just call him. I think that Clod is trying to keep the place quiet. Last year on Superbowl weekend- My budz and me had all 293 climbs to ourselves.

Sheeit U homies all gotza da Aidz in yo brane and yo lungz gonna splode. Talkin smack sheeit bout some kannok n da norf po drinkin likka. Dis OG buss yo azz in da pub n e time. Yo c me out dere an bess not thro no salt n muy game.

You want a Ranger story! I was downclimbing one of the narrow chutes/boulder fields that gain the bottom of the Black Canyon of the Gunnison (almost directly below the Painted Wall) . My goal was to fish the Gunnison river as the area thru the Canyon is truly a Blue Ribbon trout stream. I descended to the bottom and (end of May 1987 after spring semester classes were out) saw a single nekid lovely female sun bathing on a rock - The bottom of the canyon is so narrow that I had to go into the river as not to intrude on her "space"-Oh well. SHe saw me and put on her NPS Ranger Garb- We spoke and I fished nearby after apologizing for interrupting- Moral-I spent a week in Crusty Butte,CO hanging out at her place (she was a seasonal NPS employee)and banging our brains out- I love Female Rangers. You need to quit ragging on these guvment people(unless you are from Norf Idaho)

You are all suck weeds. You need to check out Aaron's www.coldfear.com if you want zum reel stuff n sted of worrying about that Banks thang.- just out trolling Aint no thang but a chicken wang