hey! you stole all my jokes...
So there is the woman... she finds a jar... (and in all good jokes, you know, there is genie in the jar)
so out pops this genie. he's in a real hurry...
he's saying "come on lady, make it quick!"
You got one wish, come one make it snappy!
the woman is _all_ discombobulted. she does no know what to say....
she scan her house and her eyes lay to rest on her cat...
she thinks for about 1/2 second and says...
"wait! wait! I know!!"
"could you turn my cat into the most handsom wonderful prince of a man?????"
genie "no problem" swish of hand.....
woman looks over, across counter, to where he cat had been sitting...
in his place is the most wonderful, beautiful man... with the most incredible eyes....
and in a deep, resonating baritone voice he says......
"now aren't you sorry you got me fixed???!?"
my grandfathers joke, passed down...