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i have been scoring killer softshell pants at thriftstores for years...there are several varieties but the most common are called dockers....100% performance fabric, allow freedom of movement, and best of all they look great, particularly the ones with pleats and cuffs...oh yea they come in a winter (with wool) and a 3 season variety (all poly)........in all seriousness these pants make the most comfortable climbing pants........

if there is a contingency of right thinking individuals who are considering bailing on lworth that weekend because of the asskissing contest beck organized...that generous homeboy tg can bring as many kegs of his delicious beer as he wants to my house...plenty of camping....we could roast a fucking pig (larry?) and hang its head on one of those fucking pathetic bolted cracks that The Consortium Of Misguided Idiots ramrodded into an otherwise decent canyon...(don't worry fellas someone will chop your trash eventually, free hangers will always be free hangers...think of your dumb routes as storage;)........or underwear rock is just a klick away from all the free shit... .... ...irregardless i guarantee there will be drunken obnoxious locals at the party...i put up a sign at the p.o. and at chumstick beach, come one come all, i say

this thing sounds gay.....(no offense meant regarding sexual orientation, just a hick figure of speech that helps me articulate my feelings...i actually embrace diversity...straight not narrow...over the years all my gay buddies have known this to be true , they just accept me for what i am, and apparently they shared it with whoever puts the dumb knickname under our usernames) ...beck, you ruined a good thing....although i'm sure your hard work is naively appreciated by most and of course selfrighteously appreciated by yourself....and was well intended......you all had a good party last year but this marketing event....maaaaaannn......now dat i know it gonna be dat kinda pawty i'm gonna put my dick in da mashed putatas... and i thought rat was merely offering partying lessons to the less cultured youth in the crowd...drain the keg is a popular drinking game with uninvited rowdies across america...rat is a professional who's skills are unrivaled by your average westcoastsoftcock.........he should be cannoinized in your cult not vilified..............

we could park a vulnerable wa plates car full of blue and canucks jerseys in plain view...and hide in the bush with our friendly nieborhood tool....and bash their @$$#^%#^ heads in...uh..sorry...i mean apprehend the perpetrators........ rodney king rodney king rodney king

i have a kayak that needs to go to ohio..or somewhere close....my brother will hand you 50 bucks and whatever else you can talk him out of when you get there ....still not sure why he ever moved to freaking ohio

i have a kayak that needs to go to ohio.....if you take it there my brother will hand you 50 bucks and whatever else you can talk him into ....still not sure why on earth he moved to freaking ohio ...........

looking for beta...dolomites....good guide book, on-line info....alpine trade routes, short approach, ya know vacation worthy climbing for the married...park the alpha, bust a line in your armani, and race back to guzzleing chianti .....

are you fu#$$%%ing joking !!!!!!!!!!!

i smashed it to smitherines as it was ruining my wilderness experience...leave that trash at home

hithchhiking will work if your not filthy hippies....

don't be so complex.....if boreals fit buy boreals...i also have flintstone feet and boreals fit them like no other.....the best ones for all around crack climbing, particularly in the mountains are lasers...as long as you buy them the same size as your sneakers they are quite comfortable...if you have poor technique stick to board lasted shoes...buy balets, they are made by boreal....kaukulators are trash....they climb well but disintegrate if you add a little crack..i have a pair and they are covered with leather patches.....ripped out before i wore off the first sole........

i said the bag could give you the oversized fatass...but now that we're exchanging insults i guess the bag won't be as much of a problem asyour ass....

hang it from a leash like a hammer if you think it might give you an oversized fatass in widecracks

i'll trade beer for ladybugs....if someone were to scoop up handfulls and bring them to my house...i got aphids on all sorts of shit.....i hate the little pricks...

give it a rest caveray.........i've seen you cuddleing baby chicks in the bathroom........and besides you've already done the easy route at midnight...you don't need to go back.....its a long walk to aid climb...

WATCH YOUR STEP SOFTY...ITS A DANGEROUS WORLD OUT THERE

i SPOKE WITH THE TECHNICIANS WHO BRAGGED OF RAPPING DOWN THE CLIFF AND OBSERVING THE NESTS IN 2000, EITHER THEY WERE FULL OF SHIT OR THEY NEVER GOT A CHANCE TO BRAG TO RAT...EITHER WAY THE DISTRICT RANGER WILL CLOSE IT PERMANENTLEY IF PEOPLE DON'T STAY AWAY...DON'T BE SILLY, MIDNIGHT IS AN INSIGNIFICANT PILE..... LATEST NEWS...THE ENTIRE AREA IS BOOBYTRAPPED VIETCONG STYLE...THE DEVICES ARE INTENDED TO MAME, INJURE, AND TO KILL IN A SLOW AND PAINFULL MANNER.......I HAVE ALSO HIRED A BAND OF MERCINARIES TO LIE IN WAIT AND INSTALL EXPLOSIVE DEVICES (MOB STYLE) IN CAVEMAN'S VEICLE....WHEREVER THEY FIND IT PARKED...EVEN IF IT SHOWS UP AT MY HOUSE....

wow a sizeist boy with bubbies? you must hate skinny people too..........

raptor closures are typically in effect because biologists have little or no data to confirm nor deny that humans in the vacinity of nesting birds effect their likelyhood for successfull breeding....so for now only they can disturb the birds....... the only people to have observed the nests on tumwater mountain as far as i know were forest service seasonal technicians in 2000, not biologists nor climbers...as suspected they rappelled down and harrassed the birds as ordered by there supervisors....the birds were obsrerved to be following the 1950's marriage handbook: straight sex, misionary style, for the purpose of reproduction only...any deviations from this theme including sex in front of others will be considered a perversion and senator mccarthy will have you under survailance and you may be asked to testify under oath in endless senate hearings, regarding you, your hippy friends, communism and other archpatriotic activities... i have allowed curiosity take me up there to "harrass" these birds and found that yes they were in the vacinity .... they were on noontime and they were displeased by the general proximity of the cliff swallows and their insescent mobbing and harrassment...either that or they were hunting cliff swallows... rumor has it, the USFS has installed motion detection video cameras on midnight and noontime rock and in the castle rock parking lot...larry the legend has a sattellite link to these monitors and an in-dash display....although the closure is voluntary, there are a number of other citations that larry will be happy to introduce you to when he sees your ugly mug and/or your license plate in the future.....it is still unclear what they plan to do with the videos of the falcons getting it on..................

wow that pitch was easy.....what a waist of bolts...

If you want a long day of climbing without snow and seeping water look up on the icicle ridge. South facing quality granite, much nicer than the insignificant rubble piles by the road. there are a number of enormous cliffs, all of which have been climbed, just look up any drainage. they are all good and only about an hour or two from the road, depending on how much shit you bring. Moderate five star routes are easy to find, and difficult sections can be easily avoided and/or quickly aided if encountered.

I have dogs...when i recreate the dogs go....if the dogs can't go (eg national parks) i don't go...as far as a leash, they don't even wear collars....they tend to keep snafflehounds out of the packs and enjoy chasing other vermin..i mean wildlife for the city folks....my dogs listen and typically come to a quick wistle or a couple of claps...yea sure some humans are bad and their dogs may not know much but at least the poor creatures get to go out and have some fun...what fun is collar and chain, isn't that what the man has you fitted with five days a week and that is part of the reason why your at the crags......i agree with most of what you all say, although if the dog pissed on your rope chances are it stunk like something worse and needed to be washed or thrown out, that's why the dog felt a need to piss on it....if you don't want dogs at crags, than go climb in yosemite or zion...if a generally likeable dog is threatening you, particularly a german shepard, chances are you are acting suspicious or guilty and you might want to lighten up...humans have had dogs for companions since the very seeds of civilized cohabitation (the stone age), if you are so uncivilized that you can't appreciate dogs than go back in whatever cube shaped hole you crawled out of and leave rocks for cave people and their canine companions........

truely stupid......i love 1/4 inch bolts...they are faster to place...when they are new, they are not manky, when they are old they are old not manky, if someone wants to waste there time replacing them before they pull out on there own who cares...as long as they aren't doing it when i need a partner to do some real climbing and they are too busy waisting there time pulling out perfectly good old bolts..old 1/4 inch hangers placed by a climbing icon of the past four decades look really cool on your coffee table and make for excellent conversation pieces...i love to acquire old relics while climbing...i have a whole wad of the shit....drilling a bolt ladder on lead is by no means a big deal, it is a ladder, you are protected by your last bolt while drilling.....whoopdeedoodadaydipshit i drilled a bolt ladder on lead i am so brave!!!!!!!!! drill it on rappel if you can get to the anchor by another means, who #$%%^^@ing cares!!!!!truely stupid indeed....to experience the legacy left by the first ascent, the fixed pro should be replaced following each successive ascent........

you can say any foolish thing to my dog and he will say....f@#$$ck you gimmee some bacon or i'll bite your thumbs off sissy..........

stay away from any significant crags in the icicle or tumwater...they are dangerous dirty and not worth the walk....trust the guide books which pay no head to these rubble piles..i will trundle giant piles of rubble onto your head and fill your eye sockets with piss if i catch you up there...they suck...you would have to be an idiot to walk for an hour and a half to choke on vistas of the entire stuart range while sitting on flowered ledges and climb continuous crack systems for hundreds or even a thousand feet without needing fixed gear...there are better climbs on snow creek, go there......